Lorenzo: Oh yeah?! Chet's a tool stool!
Dwayne Jr: How old are those two?
Dwayne: Never mind them! Some people just don't appreciate quality family time!
He wraps Junior into a forced hug, which Junior doesn't like
Dwayne: Right sporto?
Dwayne Jr: Uh, yeah, sure dad...
Taylor: You're so lucky you got to bring your dad.
Dwayne: Oh, I'm the lucky one! I bet doing this trip with your mom is pretty awesome too, though, right?
Taylor: Not really.
Kelly: Taylor's more of a "daddy's girl".
Taylor: Daddy and I have loads in common like we both love being successful and we both hate avocado.
Pan down to the next wagon, it has (y/n) and Tyler, Rockers and Police Cadets, MacArthur and Sanders are driving the wagon. The donkey lets out a fart and everyone except Sanders, who plugs her nose, laughs.
Tyler: From Transylvania to Hawaii? Man, this race is epic!
MacArthur: Woo, donkey! Right back at ya!
She let's out a fart in front of Sanders' face
MacArthur confessional: I can't back down from a good fart-down. Personal pride. *Tenses* Oh-oh. Hang on. We got some gale-force winds moving into the area!
She gets ready to fart
Sanders confessional: And I'm out.
She runs away
MacArthur confessional: Oh, uh where you goin'?! You're gonna miss- uh, you're gonna miss the show!
A loud fart is heard, MacArthur immediately stands straight up, covering her butt
MacArthur confessional: Uh-oh. I've got a code six. Officer needs TP.
She runs off, the Best Friends, Goths and Adversity Twins all share a wagon, Devin snores as Ennui and Crimson steer the donkey. Crimson and Ennui sigh in disappointment
Ennui confessional: Leaving Romania is tough. But leaving Romania to go to a tropical paradise full of sunshine and happiness?
They sigh, depressed, again. The Daters have their own wagon
Stephanie: I need a whip. Do you have a whip?
Ryan: Uh, not last time I looked.
Stephanie: Open your eyes! Our donkey is going way slower than the other ones; it wants us to lose!
Stephanie confessional: I'm not too competitive.
Ryan confessional: *cough* Yes you are *cough*
Stephanie confessional: Are you okay, sugar-plum?
Ryan nods innocently
Stephanie confessional: I just wanna win. And this IS a competition, so yeah! *Angrily* When things get tense, we can't hold back! We gotta dig deep! Work hard! Give it everything!
Stephanie glares at Ryan back on the wagon.
Ryan: I don't think the donkey really cares if-
Stephanie ignores him and jumps off the wagon and walks in front of the donkey, who just looks up, bored
Stephanie: Move it, ya horse wanna-be! You know how important this is?! We are NOT coming in last place because of you!
The donkey doesn't respond, Ryan looks at the camera in tense fear
STAI LEGGENDO
Ridonculous race x male reader
Avventura18 teams, 1 million dollars and a race around the world. Who will win? (y/n)'s in and him and Tyler are ready to win *They'll be replacing Geoff and Brody*
Hawaii Honeyruin
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