Twst HeadCanons pt3

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Kalim:"M/n ask me to make his eyebrows look nice so I tried to wax them.."

Kalim:"But..When I took the wax strips off.. there was um...a problem..."

M/n"MY EYEBROWS ARE GONE!"

Kalim:"NO THERE NOT! I TOLD YOU THEY'RE RIGHT HERE!"

°Holding the wax strips that shows where the eyebrows are at as Yuu and Deuce and Ace Holding back M/n that had summon his staff°
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Cheka:"Why are your boobs so big?"

M/n:"..."

Cheka:"..."

M/n:"...They're not boobs.."

Cheka:"Do you have to wear a bra?"
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°M/n that is reading a book under the tree as a green hair male comes over to him holding his swords who's name is Zero°

Zero:"Excuse me is this one piece?"

M/n:"No my dear this is Twisted wonderland your in the wrong world"

Zero:"..Shit.."

M/n:"Shit indeed my dear "
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M/n:"You know Riddle when you say Off with your head I thought you would like literally take it"

Riddle:"What on earth do you mean?"

M/n:"Oh I mean like this"

°Grabs his head that somehow took his head off Holding it out to Riddle with a smile°

M/n:"Like this see"

Riddle:"..."

°Now in Crowley office as Trey was trying to calm down a traumatized Riddle°

Crowley:"WHY ON EARTH YOU DO THAT M/N!?!"

M/n:"Now that I think about it...I have no idea why..":)
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°M/n - Undertaker reaping souls that is on his list°

M/n:"Don't worry I'll be gentle"

Simps:"AAHHHHH DON'T BE"
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°One of the enemies from Twst Holding a gun to the group of people°

Enemy:"HAHAHA Step right up one way ticket to hell!"

M/n:"Actually I would like a one way ticket to heaven please"

Enemy:"Huh-"

M/n:"GO ON SHOOT! COME ON SHOOT ME NOTHING CAN GIVE ME WHAT I WANT NOW SHOOT ME!!"

Enemy:"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHO!-"
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Yuu:"How are you not dead?"

M/n:"I have no idea"

°In Black butler world in the Grim reaper relm°

William:"OOOOOHHHHH GIVE ME A BIG FAT BREAK!!"
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M/n:"You know you're talking a Lotta shit for someone with two perfectly good eyeballs, Each priced at about $762 on the black market"

°M/n Smiles sweetly at the bullies that hurt Yuu and the other three°
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Crowley:"Why would you think any of this was a good idea"

M/n:"Probably, Because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence"

Crowley:"..Oh..."

M/n:"I don't understand how you keep forgetting that"
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°Yuu and Crewel thats on top of the school building shock as they looking at the body of Crowley that on the side walk twitching as it seems that M/n thought Crowley would fly°

M/n:"He died of natural causes"

Yuu:"YOU PUSHED HIM OFF THE ROOF"

M/n:"Yeah Gravity..is natural"

Crewel:"I told you to tell the truth not state the BlOoDy obvious"

Crowley:"I..I'm...Alive.."
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Simps:"When you go in to kiss him..pull him in by his belt"

Undertaker:"Mm-mm..see that's dangerous..."

Undertaker:"Don't do that..Cuz I will NOT be responsible...for anything that happens after that"
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M/n:"She says "Is beauty all that matters?""

M/n:"And you said "What else is there?!""

Ace:"It was dumb, I know..."

M/n:"You should write a book..
How to offend woman in five
Syllabus or less..."
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