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°M/n smoking weed with Crowley who is having his first time smoking weed°M/n:"Smoking Za with my pa~"
Crowley:"I can hear the DEVIL!!"
M/n:"Don't listen to him Hahaha"
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Riddle:"What the straightes thing you've ever done?"Ace:"...."
M/n:"I killed a guy"
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Crowley:"M/N WHY ARE THEIR ZOMBIES IN SCHOOL?!"M/n:"But you said you wanted scary for Halloween so here you go-"
Crowley:"I MEAN HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS NOT REAL LIFE ZOMBIES!!"
M/n:"..."
Crowley:"..."
M/n:"Sooo no on the zombies?"
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Deuce:"FOUR MONTHS!"Yuu:"What?"
Deuce:"THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCH ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!"
Ace/Grim:"Wait what?"
Ortho:"THE PLANT'S FAKE?!"
M/n,°Laughing°:"This is the best day of my life"
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Crewel:"Is that Vodka?"Crowley:"Yeah"
Crewel:" Straight?"
Crowley:"No, Bi"
Crewel:"THE VODKA, NOT YOU"
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Yuu:"How long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?"M/n:"Just Give him a minute"
°Ace pushing on the door that clearly says pull°
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°Idia accidentally hit one of the students in the face°°Idia Trying to decide to say "I'm sorry" or "are you okay?"°
Idia:"ARE YOU SORRY?!?"
°Student on the floor and crying holding their cheek°
Student:"W-Why?"
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Sam:"So Your total is $19.00"M/n:"Mm, good year"
Sam 'Jokingly': "Oh! Haha! Good year?"
M/n:"Yes it's the year I died"
Sam:"..."
Sam:"..Wat?"
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°M/n reading Yuu's history textbook°M/n:"Yep..I did that... that was also me...
Oof my bad.. that was a fun day ...Yikes"Yuu:"🧍♀️"
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°Lilia cook food for M/n°Lilia:"Here you go I made you lunch~"
M/n:"I maybe a grim reaper and immortal but this I would die from..."
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°Crowley who is asleep at his desk°°Yuu slowly entering the room holding
Cymbals, poised to slam them together at any moment°Yuu:"And you're sure Crowley said this was okay?"
Crewel:"Trust me. This is what he
wants "
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Ace:"Hey Yuu"Yuu:"Yes Ace?"
Ace:"Can a person breathe inside a
Washing machine while it's on?"Yuu:"..."
Ace:"..."
Yuu:"Where's M/n?"
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Deuce:"Damm the power went out"M/n:"Don't worry I got this"
°M/n Shakes rapidly and starts to light up°
Deuce:"What-?"
M/n:"I swallowed a glow stick!"
°Jamil/Yuu on the verge of tears°
Jamil/Yuu:"WHY WOULD YOU-"
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Kalim:"You always make me laugh"M/n:"I'm naturally funny, My whole life is a joke"
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°M/n tapes a knife to the roomba and setting it loose°M/n:"Be free my child"
°Crewel entering the room with a small cut on her ankle°
Crewel:"WHO THE FUCK-?!"
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Riddle:"Ace did you eat all the donuts?"Ace:"Nope"
Riddle:"Why are you lying to me? I can see all the powder on your pants"
Ace,°Panicking°:"That's cocaine"
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M/n:"What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?"°Yuu walking by and taking the coffee pot away from M/n"
Yuu:"What if you just don't?"
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Crowley:"If you have Ten cookies and gave six to someome how many cookies you have now?"M/n:"10"
Crowley:"Okay you have Ten and someone forcely take Six how many would you have?"
M/n:"10 and a dead body"
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°After one of the Perfects almost died from the over bolt°°Ace laughing hard at Deuce°
Deuce:"What are you laughing for? We Neary died."
Ace:"Y-you said,"Fuck fuckity fucker fuck"
Deuce:"I-I ALMOST DIED!"
Ace:"Exactly! Your last words were going to be "Fuck Fuckity Fucker Fuck!"
Deuce:"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU"
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DU LIEST GERADE
My Undead Love For You ( Twisted wonderland x Undertaker Reader )
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