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by CascadiaStronk

by CascadiaStronk

Shit with Cascadia, Montana, and C*licringe 🥰😍😎 [Statehumans and Regionhumans (Cascadia)]

Cascadia: MONTANA YOU FUCKER—
Montana: Shouldn't you be worried about that earthquake 💀?
Cascadia: 😶
*yelling intensifies*
Few minutes later
C*li: walks in Hi guys I-
Cascadia & Montana: *high pitched screaming like they just met the devil💀*
Cascadia: WHO INVITED YOU IN?! MONTANA??
Montana: I DIDNT DO SHIT THIS TIME! FUCK OFF, CALIFORNIA
California: 🥲
Cascadia: Go back to using robot police shit in SF or smth!
California: This is why you guys will never get a bigger economy—
Cascadia: SHUT YOUR GOOFY AHH MOUTH UP LOOK AT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE LEAVING YOUR STATE LIKE OH MY GOD SHOULDN'T YOU BE GLARING AT TEXAS FOR STEALING YOUR PEOPLE OF SMTH? LIKE HOLY SHIT STFU, NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION- WHY CANT WE JUST HAVE ONE NORMAL CONVERSATION WITHOUT YOU INTERRUPTING IT? LIKE ARE YOU STALKING US OR SOMETHING? MFING CREEP-
California: Looks like someone didn't have a father
Cascadia: OH? I DONT HAVE A FATHER? BAHAHAH- YOUR FATHER DOESNT EVEN LOVE YOU, I BET YOU HAVE TO SHOVE FIVE HUNDRED TACOS UP HIS ASS [I'm so sorry to all the Mexicans reading this😭😭] TO UNLOCK THE "I'LL SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOU" STAGE LIKE CONGRATS, YOU'RE SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR FATHER FIGURE "INSERT 500000 MORE TO UNLOCK 'I LOVE YOU' STAGE". WHO HAS NO FATHER NOW?? HUH? I BET FUCKING DAGESTAN (Oblast of Russia) IS LIVING A BETTER LIFE THAN YOUR GOOFY ASS, LIKE AT LEAST RUSSIA LIKES HIM YOU LONELY FUCK, LIKE NOT EVEN ANYONE ON THE WEST COAST EVEN TALKS TO YOU WITHOUT BEING IN A SITUATION WHERE THEY HAVE TO— I BET YOU JUST MANIPULATED HAWAII INTO LIKING YOU BECAUSE YOU HAD NO FRIENDS

DC, in the other room: West coasters...

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In my defense half of this was written at 2 am and when I was high (/j)