"Wrong number?" [bsd x reader]

Chapter 15

Y/n
I'm glad you asked!!

Sushi
Oh god

Y/n
Me and my friend stole Spoons

Suicide <3
SPOONS??
Why spoons?

Simp
Right??
Like what do you even do with them?

Y/n
We bought ice cream and didnt have anything to eat it with
And no money

Doctor ‼️
Honestly, i wouldnt wanna eat ice cream with hands...

Y/n
See??

Sushi
That still doesnt excuse it??

Y/n
Whateverr
Nobody ever found out anything anyway
So yea

mAngo
That doesnt really excuse it..

Y/n
Oh well!

Best Detective 😋
I'd also steal the ice cream.
I mean-
Spoons**

Math Teacher
It doesn't matter which one you say
Because both is a crime!!

Y/n
I still have some spoons in the pockets of my jacket!

Emo
???

Suicide <3
Don't question it.

Emo
Ok.

Sushi
How many spoons did you even steal??

Y/n
Idek bro 😭

Simp
Makes it even funnier

Math Teacher
Nothing about this is Funny!
Stealing is not funny.

Simp
I get a pass
Because i'm from the PM

Y/n
Real ‼️

Suicide
Wait..
Ohh that was Kunikida?

Math Teacher
You still dont have me saved???

Y/n
I do!
But as ‚math teacher'

Traitor 👍
Still waiting for you to say what i am saved as

Y/n
Doesnt matter what it is :)

Suicide <3
Hah i know my name!

Y/n
Everybody knows their name

Suicide <3
That's not what i meant-

mAngo
Please dont be anything stupid for me

Y/n
Yea mAngo

mAngo
...
Well, better then others..

Y/n
Looking at ‚Emo'
Looking at ‚Traitor 👍'
Looking at ‚short ginger'

Doctor ‼️
‚Traitor' ??
Who is that-

Y/n
They already know that i am talking about them.

Simp
Wait so there's a traitor in this chat???

mAngo
We still dont know who they betrayed
The Ada or Pm

New Sister 🙌
Unfortunately we cannot tell you guys!
So just act like there isnt a traitor
Also i think their boss/president/superiors already know that they are a traitor!

Y/n
SHHH!
You weren't supposed to say that!!

Traitor 👍
Wait what-

Y/n
We never talked about anything.
And you all never heard anything.

Doctor ‼️
???
Whatever
I guess
As long as it isnt the ada

Suicide <3
I mean he IS doing a good job

Simp
Huh?

Suicide <3
I mean in hiding his identity
It's good
But i still figured it out 🥱

Best Detective 😋
Same

Sushi
???

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A/n: i wrote this in school and i dont have internet! My favourite activity. Anyways- hope y'all enjoyed! Y/n will be Meeting Dazai and Ranpo sooooon! Maybe even someone else too ;)
Anyway- thanks for still reading this storyyy :))

NEVER MIND
CLASSMATE GAVE ME INTERNET
LETS GO