"Wrong number?" [bsd x reader]

Chapter 15

A/n: Yay i have Motivation againnn! (In other words: i'm in school without internet)

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[Y/n Pov]
[Smart people + y/n]

Best Detective 😋
Okay but Y/n
We have your address and all
We are landing in about 2 hours
But neither of us speaks german.

Y/n
Doesnt matter. Literally german ppl are always like you ask "hey do you speak english?" They say "yes, a little bit" AND THEN they speak the most perfect English in existence.

Suicide <3
Great
Because we're probably gonna drive with a taxi so we would have to tell them where to go to

Best Detective 😋
We are?

Y/n
I say you take the DB also known as "Deutsche Bahn" translates to German train.
Anyways just take that train
:)

[the joke is that that train is never on time. Like that fucking train is always late or doesn't come at all]

Suicide <3
The way you said that gives me a bad feeling
But whatever
We'll take that train then

Y/n
Great!
Yall can just ask me for directions or smth when you need because i probably memorised everything

Sushi
How did you even memories that all??

Simp
I know right?

Y/n
Escape route
I MEAN-
ahem shopping route.
Autocorrect thing haha!

mAngo
I'm starting to believe that you are actually a criminal that is using us for information

Y/n
Well
I'm not really a criminal
I just... never mind

Emo
Let me guess, you have broken the law more then once?

Y/n
Well if you put it that way, then you are making me seem like a criminal.
Also these 'crimes' werent even bad crimes anyways 🥱
Only harmless

Doctor ‼️
What

New Sisters 🙌
You wouldn't mind naming them, would you?

Y/n
I actually WOULD mind it
But whatever
So first i think like mild vandalism..
It Wasn't THAT BAD
It just almost destroyed my friendship with someone

Suicide <3
Huh???

Doctor ‼️
She is actually serious

mAngo
Wdym by 'mild' ???

Y/n
I just had a waterproof marker and wrote...something somewhere because of an incident that happened!

Simp
You didnt explain half of information??

Y/n
Its finee
It got painted over now anyways.
Calm down guys
This was like 4 years ago
Oh yea next one is stealing-
But only cause i didnt have moneyyy

Suicide <3
...

Emo
What did you even steal?