Are You Kidding Me?!?!

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Ben: *drinks 20 juiceboxes in 1 second*
Jeff: *drinks 20 juiceboxes in 20 minutes*
Ben: Aha! You.Tried.Bruh. *runs off and takes like 30 sodas and pours them over Jeffs head*
Jeff: *growls* grrr ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!?!.....im telling slendeh...*runs off going to slendy*
Ben: *runs after Jeff* OH NO YOU DONT!!!
Ben,Jeff: SLENDY SLENDY SLENDAYYYY
Slendy: WHAT WHAT WHAT??? Wait..why are you wet Jeff?
Ben,Jeff: jeffbenyelledpouredsodatmeonmeandjeffbenruinedmymylifelifedonedone!
Slendy: *gets angry* BEN GO TO YOUR ROOM! JEFF YOU TOO
Jeff: Hey! What did i do?!?!?!
Ben: fine.......grr *walks into his room* *slams the door shut hearing Jeff and Slendy arguing* *laughs quietly*
Jeff: Fine I hate chu........*walks into his room* *slams the door so hard it cracks a bit* *locks the door* grr big jerks!
Smile Dog: woof woof! *licks Jeffs cheek* woof woof woof!
Jeff: *pets smile dog* *lays down* *sighs* grr I cant get the thought outta my head *slams his head onto the bed and fell asleep (YOU MAY NEVER KNOW! =3)*
Ben: *secretly playing video games* hehe he may never know what im doing....*stops playing* *tip toes over to Jeffs room* *breaks down the door quietly :P* *replaces the door magically* *gets under his bed and shakes it*
Jeff: *wakes up and looks under his bed* Ello benne
Ben: AHH!! *slaps Jeff*
Jeff: *slaps Ben 10 times harder*
Ben: OWWWW!!! WHY WOULD CHU DO DAT?!?!
Jeff: Cause im cool like dat
Ben: -_- I hate chu *slaps him 20 times harder*
Jeff: *is hurt just a little* *slaps him 100 times harder*
Ben: *wacks him with his hat* *puts it back on* mhhhm dats how I roll!
Jeff: *grabs his knife* Go.To.Sleep
Ben: :O You....*pokes Jeffs cheek* Shouldnt Have Done That.....
Jeff: *giggles quietly*
Ben: *Laughs really hard*
Jeff: NOW WATCH ME WHIP NOW WATCH ME NAE NAE!
Ben,Jeff: *get up* NOW WATCH US WHIP NOW WATCH US NAE NAE!
Ben,Jeff: *falls on the ground laughing SOOOO hard* ow ow! OH MY GOD HAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!!!

(I think I just died editing this. I wrote this a long time ago and GAH CRINGE)

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