Weird book with creepypastas and me! (And my friends) (#Wattys2017)

Boring intro XD

Me: Ello people!
Jeff: Hi!
Slenderman: HELLO!
Liu: Boring
E.J: Hi may I have your kidneys?
Me: Rly E.J they dont want their kidneys taken away
L.J: Hi do you mind giving me some candy?
Me: *facepalm*
Masky: H-h-hi g-g-guys
Hoodie: H-h-hi p-p-people
Me: Sorry their shy
Jane: HI
Jill: Ello mates!