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Dave Lee: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Thatcher: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

Dave Lee: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Thatcher: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

Dave Lee: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
Thatcher: ...What???

Dave Lee: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Thatcher: wHat?
Dave Lee: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Thatcher: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

Dave Lee, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!
Thatcher, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

Dave Lee: How would you like to live forever?
Thatcher: I'd hate it. Shut the fuck up.

Thatcher: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Dave Lee: You know that's called a coma, right?
Thatcher:
Thatcher: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.

Thatcher: Damn, the power went out.
Dave Lee: Don't worry, I got this.
Dave Lee: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Thatcher: What-?
Dave Lee: I swallowed a glow stick!
Thatcher, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

Thatcher: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Dave Lee: Awww, thanks-
Thatcher: That's not a good thing.
Dave Lee: All I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.