Lou:
Debbie: I don't remember why I had that in my to-do list, nor do I remember what you did that deserved a punch
Lou: I don't remember either what I did that you had to punch me
Debbie: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100% sure, though
Lou: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it
Debbie: Let that possibly be a lesson to you for doing whatever you did last year
***
Debbie: How come whenever I have fun, it is considered wrong?
Lou: People go broke when you have fun
***
Debbie: Where is Lou?
Tammy: In her room. She said she is painting what she loves the most and so, we are not supposed to disturb her
Debbie: Okay
*Debbie unlocks Lou's door and walks in*
Lou: WHA-
Debbie: *looks at the half-drawn portrait of herself*
Debbie: Uh... that's my portrait. Are you in love with me, Lou?
Lou: *trying to hide the portrait* That's ridiculous
Debbie:
Lou: *still trying to hide the portrait* I mean, that's wrong!
Lou: Why would I be in love with you?
Lou: Who in this fucking stupid world told you that?
Lou: Why would you even think that?
Debbie:
Debbie: ... I wonder
Lou: I mean, it's insane why will anyone think like that! I? In love with you? That's wrong! You are my best friend and...
Lou: *goes on and on making excuses, nervous and sweating in fear*
Debbie: *sighing* should've pretended I didn't notice the painting I guess...
***
Tammy: *planning to celebrate Nine's birthday, calls Constance in private for help*
Tammy: Do you know why I wanted to speak to you privately?
Constance: I assume it is about that prank I pulled on Amita. In my defence, I did not know that much olive oil in soda would make someone throw up...
Tammy: It wasn't about that. But now it is!
***
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
Incorrect Ocean's 8 quotes ~ 35
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