Debbie: None. We both are chopsticks
Amita: Aww that's cute... what does that mean though?
Daphne: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Lou: It means that if you take one away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing
***
Constance: It is nice to be wanted, you know?
Amita: Not by the law!
***
Constance: Lou, I need help in talking to this guy I like
Lou: Okay, who is he?
Constance: The hottest barista ever who served me a 'double shot half-caff caramel macchiato with the dusting of cinnamon on the top'. I wanna talk to him but whenever I try, all I can say is umm... uh... ugh... I run out of words.
Lou: Because you used up all your words ordering that fancy coffee?
***
Constance: I want to be a caterpillar
Debbie: I know I'll regret asking this, but, why?
Constance: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful
Debbie: You do know that they have a lifespan of just 2 weeks right?
Constance: That's another highlight of being a caterpillar!
Debbie: WHA-
***
Constance: Chillax!
Lou: That's not a valid word
Constance: Sometimes those who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most
***
Lou: Tell me why I stumbled upon Tammy's profile on Tinder?
Debbie: Tell me why were you on Tinder, Lou?
***
Debbie: *Punches Lou on her face*
Lou: WHAT THE FUCK! WHY?
Debbie: I was going through last year's to-do list that had an unchecked task 'Punch Lou on her face. She deserves it'
CZYTASZ
Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
Incorrect Ocean's 8 quotes ~ 35
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