Once upon a time there was a little magma, his name was Magmortimer. One day he was feeling bored of just sitting around in the mantle.[ So he got himself shot out of a volcano so he could crystallize above ground. He thought that he would be entertained for decades as an extrusive igneous rock. After years of sitting as an extrusive igneous rock his homework caught up to poor Magmortimer, the pressure was too great and he turned into a metamorphic rock. A few days later a windstorm picked him up then a giant bird smacked into Magmortimer which dropped him weathering into a bunch of little rocks. That day it also started raining which flowed all the little pieces of him into one spot. Magmortimer sat there for years as a pile of Sediment when he saw the most gorgeous, beautiful, sparkly, rotund, geode. He very very slowly moved over to her. He is a rock afterall. Eventually he sauntered his way over to her. "Hey, I must have just been deposited, because I just fell for you." "I have a boyfriend you creep" Then she smacked him so hard that he was compacted into a metamorphic rock. He was so sad that he melted, like literally melted. After last time he didn't want to crystallize above ground so he went underground and crystallized below ground. He was still sad so he melted again. But one day ...
