[this is slowly turning into a texting book, sooo ye] and surprise! A post! :)
also: changed my mind. THERE WILL BE ZIAM 💪
and if u know me, you already know zayn's gonna be top (duh) 🤭
and yeah. This chapter was legit saved in my drafts AHAHAHA
*Niall and His minions*
NIJ: hello my puppies.
Haz: ok- what?!
Lou: i understand why Haz and Li are puppies, but how the fuck are me and Zayn puppies?
NIJ: you're still puppies! The only difference is that Li and Haz are the sweet, tiny, cute ones and you and Zayn are the scary, vicious, and dangerous ones. :)
bbb: I agree with Niall on this.
NIJ: ZEE YOU'RE FINALLY BACK. CHANGE MY NAME RIGHT NOW.
bbb: oh shit uh my mom just called me, i need to wash the dishes.
Lou: don't you live alone?
Haz: yeah I thought he did..
NIJ: ZAYN JAVAAD MALIK GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND CHANGE MY NAME
Li: Niall you aren't scaring him.
NIJ: how would you even know Li
Li: because i tried using the full name trick once. It didn't work 🤦♂️
Lou: but you're a baby Li
NIJ: yeah
Haz: I agree
bbb: Lou is right
NIJ: ZAYN CHANGE MY FUCKING NAME RIGHT NOW
bbb: no
NIJ: LIAM GET ZAYN TO CHANGE MY NAME
Li: why me
Lou: because Zayn is whipped for you and he'll do anything you tell him to
Li: ugh fine. Z, change Niall's name back.
bbb: ...
Li: Z do it
bbb: li you're forgetting something
Haz: huh?
Lou: what?
Li: ohhhh i know. Z change Niall's name back PLEASE
Lucky Charms: THANK YOU
Lou: see Li, told you it'd work!
Li: whatever
Haz: tpwk guys
Li: but didn't Louis tell me to do it the tommo way?
Lou: I did!
Haz: ignore Lou
Lucky Charms: fOrGeT wHaT tHeY tAuGhT yOu In ScOuTs pAyNo
bbb: wE'rE dOiNg iT tHe ToMmO wAy
Li: that looks like the name of a song on Mind of Mine
Haz: it does
Lou: yeah.
Lucky Charms: oh that reminds me, Zayn have you been sleeping on the couch?
Lou: why would he sleep on the couch?
Haz: Louis c'mon! Do you not watch any of Zayn's videos?
Lou: ugh just tell me
Li: well zayn here decided to be cool and made out with a girl for more than half of the music video
bbb: LEEYUM I THOUGHT WE WENT OVER THIS. SHE'S AN ACTOR. WE PAID HER
Li: BUT WHY'D YOU HAVE TO KISS HER SO MUCH
bbb: I DONT KNOW! ASK THE DIRECTORS
Lucky Charms: HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS CONVERSATION
Li: is it bad that I really want to leak this group chat to the fans and see how many of them join
Lou: yes.
Haz: yes.
bbb: yes.
Lucky Charms: yes.
Li: i want to do it though
Haz: NO
Li: ugh fine. You guys are boring :(
Lou: is it weird that I can see him pouting even though he's not even in my house
Lucky Charms: No. I see it too
Haz: same
bbb: same but he's next to me so it's even worse. How do I get him to stop pouting
Lou: offer him sex
Li: Lou wtf?
Haz: yeah wtf?
Lou: i mean if I was pouting and Haz offered me sex, I'd stop
Lucky Charms: but you're like horny all the time
bbb: i'll try it
Li: don't
bbb: what about a bj
Li: Zayn this is a conversation that we should be having in private chat, not in the gc.
Lucky Charms: no. Keep going, it's fun to watch
Haz: ^^^
Lou: ^^^
Li: no
bbb: what about a massage
Li: a normal massage or a kinky one?
Lou: what's a kinky massage
Lucky Charms: yk, when like basically it starts like a normal massage but then the masseuse like moves their hand down to the dick or vagina (depends on what porn you watch) and well you know they have sex
Haz: my innocence-
bbb: Harry. Louis wrote No Control for you. You don't have any innocence left
Li: Zayn's right
Li: also Zayn, i accept your offer for the bj
bbb: yay
bbb: me and Li will be offline for a while.
Li: bye
Lou: don't get come on your phones
Haz: LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON
Lou: what?
Haz: forget it
Lucky Charms: I feel like you guys are gonna have angry sex so I'm gonna get the camera..
Lucky Charms: bye
*Li, bbb, and Lucky Charms are offline*
Haz: I'm leaving too, bye Lou!
Haz: wow I'm a poet and i didn't even know it!
Lou: wOw
Haz: byeeeeee
Lou: bye
*Haz and Lou are offline*
A/N: WHAT DID U THINK?
SORRY IF IT SUCKED AHAHAHA
I WROTE LIKE 800+ WORDS SO SLAY ME 😽
YOU ARE READING
finally free ~ L.S
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