My Crazy Wife 2 🤪

I Love You ❤️

At Night
Ahaan Was Sleeping Peacefully But His Sleep Was Disturbed When His Wife.. Oh Sorry.. Crazy Wife Threw A Glass Of Water On His Face
A – (she quickly got up) what the hell is this ishqi..
I – galati meri nahi hai.. main tumhe shaanti se jaga rahi thi lekin tum kumbhkaran jaise so rahe the.. toh mujhe ye karana pada
A – kyu jagaya mujhe
I – mujhe long drive pe jaane ka mann kar raha hai.. chalo na
A – what.. abhi
I – ha toh long drive pe issi time pe jaate hai..
A – mujhe neend aa rahi hai.. aur kal subah jaldi uthake mujhe office jaana hai.. tumhare jaisa nahi hu main..
I – what do you mean ki tumhare jaisa nahi hu
A – I mean main tumhare jaisa bina kaam ka nahi hu.. mujhe bahut saare kaam hai
I – aaya bada.. tum life ko enjoy nahi karte kya..
A – life enjoy karne ke liye nahi kuch hasil karne ke liye hoti hai
I – galat.. life enjoy karne ke liye hoti hai.. ha maana ki hume zindagi me kuch hasil karna chahiye… kamiyaab hona chahiye lekin iska matlab ye bilkul nahi ki 24 ghante tum serious mood me raho.. thodi toh life enjoy karna sikho yaar.. its ok.. main sikha deti hu
A – plz mujhe sone do
I – maine jo baarish giraayi hai na tumpe usse tumhe neend aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai..
A – aa raha hu.. chalo
I – gaadi ki chaabi lena mat bhulo
A – tumhe batane ki zaroorat nahi hai.. (he took the car key from side table and both went outside)
I – car main chalaungi..
A – tumhe aati hai
I – umm.. ha.. aati hai na
A – ok
They sat in the car.. ishqi started driving.. 
A – ye kaise chala rahi ho tum
I – kyu.. galat chala rahi hu
A – itne tez.. aur tum meri tarf kya dekh rahi ho.. samne dekho
I – itna kyu darr rahe ho
A – marunga toh main hi na
I – fattu ho tum..
A – ishqi aaram se.. kya kar rahi ho.. kabhi yaha kabhi waha
I – vo proper nahi sikhi hai na maine.. bas thodi thodi si sikhi hai
A – are you out of your mind ?
I – no..
A – ishqi hum dono marr jayenge..
I – shubh shubh bolo yaar tum
A – tum pehle gaadi roko
I – nahii
A – aaj hum definitely marne wale hai
I – oh plz.. mujhe tumhare saath nahi marna
A – as if main toh marr raha hu tumhare saath marne ke liye
I – ye kya marr marr kar rahe ho
A – tum gaadi roko
I – nahi
A – ugghhhh.. pagal.. tumhara dimaag har time ghaas charne jaata hai kya.. infact jab bhagwan sabko akal baant rahe the tab tum kaha thi
I – tumhare saath
A – kya karu main iska.. ishqi car roko (he said as he saw police there) police hai yaha.. tum aise car chala rahi ho vo hum pakad na le
I – yess.. yahi toh main chahti thi
A – kyaa.. arey vo hume jail me daal denge
I – arey baba mujhe vahi chahiye.. main chahti hu ki vo hume jail me daale..
The Police Followed Their Car As The Car Was In High Speed..
I – omg.. vo log humara peecha kar rahe hai.. ab ruk jaate hai (she stopped the car)
A – aise break lagate hai kya
I – mujhe thodi na car chalani aati hai
A – oh no.. agar inhone tumhara license manga toh.. ugghh.. ab kya kare..
I – chup raho yaar tum.. vo dekho police uncle yahi aa rahe hai..
Policeman – license dikhaav
I – nahi hai
Policeman – bina license ke car chala rahi thi aap
I – main car nahi chalana chahti thi.. vo ye mere husband hai na inhe neend aa rahi thi toh inhone mujhe car chalane ko kaha
A – (in mind – kitni jhooti hai ye)
Policeman – chalo bahar niklo dono
I – ok (both get out of the car and police took both with them)
At Police station
Ishqaan were in the jail together
I – hayee.. meri wish puri ho gayi
A – I wish main tumhe abhi panipuri banake kha jaata
I – it means you loved panipuri very much
A – ji nahi.. mujhe tumhe marne ka mann kar raha hai
I – mujhe haath bhi lagaya na toh main police uncle se complaint karungi
A – tum chup rahogi.. plzzz
I – (she sat beside him) offo ahaan tum bhi na.. serious ho gaye… let me explain you.. abhi tak bohot se logo ko tumne jail me bhej diya hoga lekin ek baar khud bhi ye experience karo na.. aur life me har ek cheej hume experience karni chahiye.. you know what… meri ek wishlist hai jisme maine apni saari wishes likhi hai.. ab meri kuch wishes puri ho gayi hai.. mujhe life me ek baar toh kidnap hona tha aur kismat dekho 2 baar kidnap ho gayi main.. mujhe fighting dekhni thi real life me.. kal maine tumhari aur vo kidnapper ki fighting dekh li.. mujhe khud ek baar fighting karni thi vo bhi wish kal puri ho gayi.. aur aaj jail jaane ki wish complete ho gayi.. aur bhi bahut wishes hai meri.. pata nahi kab pure hongi… lekin jaroor puri hogi..
A – you are crazy
I – I know.. aur main jaise bhi hu mujhe acchi lagti hu.. mera na ek simple sa usool hai life me chahe kuch bhi ho jaye hume har cheez positively leni chahiye.. humesha khush rehna chahiye… kal ka kisko pata hai.. so live as if you were die tomorrow..
A – ab shaant raho.. bahut baatein karti ho
I – vahi toh problem hai.. main chup bilkul nahi reh sakti..
A – tumhe macchar nahi kaat rahe
I – nahi.. mujhe iska andaza tha isliye odomos lagake aayi ho.. vo ad nahi suni tumne odomos nahi pehna toh ghar pe rehna
A – (chuckled)
A Policeman came there
Policeman – aap dono me se koi ek aa jaav.. sahab se baat karne
A – ji main aata hu (the policeman opened the gate)
Inspector – naam kya hai apka
A – ahaan veer malhotra.. mujhe ek call karni hai.. 2 min me mere vakil aa jayenge
Inspector – vo toh theek hai lekin raat ko bina license ke high speed me car chalana galat baat hai
A – main aage se dhyaan rakhunga
Inspector – good (he gave him his phone and left)
A – (he called farhad and told him everything.. within few minutes his advocate came so police released ishqaan from jail)
After Some Days
Ahaan Was Getting Attracted Towards Ishqi.. He Was Loving Her Craziness As Well As Innocence..
Veer Planned To Go For A Trip To Their Farmhouse.. So Everyone Packed Their Bags And Got Ready.. Their Farmhouse Was In Lonavla Which Wasn’t So Far.. They Reached Their Destination.. The Bunglow Was Much Big.. It Was Like A Palace
I – oh wowww.. kya sahi ghar hai
V – pasand aaya tumhe..
I – bahut
A – andar se dekhogi toh aur bhi pagal ho jaogi
I – toh chalo na andar.. cctv camera mere bags uthake room tak leke aa.. ahaan tum mujhe ghar dikhaav (he held his hand and dragged him inside.. then ahaan showed her each and every corner of the bunglow.. lastly he showed her their room which was his but now it was their..)
A – ye mera yani ki humara room hai..
I – bahut accha hai.. veer uncle ne yaha aane ka plan banake bahut accha kiya hai..
A – yaha bahut si memories hai meri..
I – bataav na
A – pehle fresh ho jaate hai
I – ok..
After Getting Fresh Ishqi Wanted To Hear Ahaan’s Childhood Memories From Him But He Got Busy In Work.. She Went To Savitri And Ritu Chachi But They Were Busy In Cooking.. Even In Night.. Everyone Was In Their Respective Room.. She Thought That They Will Do Bonfire But Nothing Like That Happened
I – (to herself) ye kya chal raha hai yaha.. mujhe laga ki picnic pe aaye hai toh sab log ek saath time spend karenge.. lekin yaha toh sab apne apne kaam me busy hai.. aisa thodi hota hai joint family me.. ishu tujhe hi kuch karna padega
At Midnight
Farhad was at terrace.. he sensed someone’s presence so he turned but didn’t find anyone.. he thought it must be his dellusion.. then he start going to his room but in midway he saw something which left him shocked.. he saw a woman wearing a white saree.. her face was covered with her hair.. she was walking with a candle in her hand.. he quickly ran to his room and locked it
F – hey bhagwan meri raksha karna.. kyu aa gaya main yaha.. kal ahaan bhaiya ko sab batana chahiye.. abhi so ja farhad.. (he covered himself with duvet and slept)
Next Day
Farhad Told Everything To Ahaan
A – farhad tera vehem hoga.. iss haveli me hum kabse reh rahe hai.. aaj tak hume toh bhoot nahi dikhayi diya..
F – bhaiya main sach keh raha hu.. bhoot hai.. bhoot nahi balki chudail
A – kuch bhi mat bol
F – bhaiya apki kasam
A – mujhe maarna chahta hai kya tu
F – tauba kaisi baatein kar rahe hai aap..
A – farhad I am telling you.. it is your dellusion.. ab maine jo kaam bataya hai tumhe uspe concentrate karna chahiye go
F – par bhaiya
A – farhad go
F – theek hai bhaiya
The thing which happened with farhad happened with the care taker of bunglow ramu (ye har ek care taker ka common name hai)
Ahaan was confused about whats going on.. everyone was scared by this so ishqi made a plan that they will do night out so they won’t get afraid..
K – ye night out ka plan best hai.. jabse ye chudail wali news suni hai tabse main yaha waha ghumne se bhi darr raha hu..
I – vahi toh.. ab hum sab night out karenge tab pata hi nahi chalega ki hum kab so gaye aur hum sab ek saath hai toh chudail ka darr bhi nahi rahega
K – right
A – but I don’t think ki koi chudail-vudail hogi
V – same here
Sa – lo.. dono baap bete ek jaise hi.. chudail jaisi cheej hoti hai
Ri – ji..
Kapil Chachu (Ka) – main bhi bhabhi aur ritu ke side me hu
A – chachu apne chudail ko dekha hai kya kabhi
Ka – tumhe kya pata.. humare bachpan me hum kaha kaha jaya karte the.. bhaiya apko yaad nahi hum dono ek baar bhoot bunglow me gaye the.. tab hume vaha kuch nazar aaya tha
V – ha.. main ye kaise bhool gaya.. lekin kapil humare iss ghar me toh kabhi humne bhoot nahi dekha
K – bhoot hai bade papa.. invitation deke thodi aayega.. aur chudail hai humare iss ghar me… vo stree hai kuch bhi kar sakti hai
I – par ye sahi hai.. accha hua chudail hai.. feminist hu na toh bhooto me bhi girls power jyada honi chahiye yahi lagta hai..
A – but I think we have to find out ki ye chudail hai kaun
K – bhai vo chudail hai insaan nahi
A – I don’t think that.. mujhe inn sab batoon me believe nahi hai
I – yeah right.. khud hi ek rakshas hai na ye
K – yaar bhabhi ek choose karo.. chimpanzee ya rakshas..
I – isse main kuch bhi bol sakti hu
A – madam itna bhi bura nahi hu main
I – toh maine kab kaha ki tum bure ho
A – it means tumhe main accha lagta hu
I – maine aisa bhi nahi kaha hai
V – (to savitri) inn dono ka kya chal raha hai
Sa – veer ji.. ishqi ki aane se ahaan change ho raha hai.. vo hasne laga hai.. dekhiye..
V – ye acchi baat hai
Sa – apka decision bilkul sahi tha..
V – ishqi jaisi ladki bahut saara pyaar deserve karti hai.. dekhna ahaan usse bahut pyaar dega
Sa – vo toh hai
A – aap dono kya gossip kar rahe ho
V – kuch nahi
I – by the way kuch khelte hai na..
K – antakshari
I – done
They Played Antakshari.. Ishqi Was Enjoying So Much And Seeing Her Excitement Ahaan Was Smiling.. He Didn’t Even Realise When He Dozed Off..
I – ye toh so gaya.. humara decide hua tha na ki hum night out karenge..
K – ab kya kare
I – kartik jaake toothpaste leke aa
K – kyu
I – ja na
K – farhad mere saath chal na bro..
F – theek hai (somehow kartik and farhad managed to bring toothpaste from room)
K – ye lijiye
I – (she took the tooth paste and then made a moustache on ahaan’s face with it..) kitna funny lag raha hai na
A – (when he breathed in he felt very cool due to the tooth paste.. so he opened his eyes and saw the moustache made by his crazy wife) ye kya kiya tumne ishqi
I – kaha tha na night out karenge toh so kyu gaye
A – tumhe main ab chodunga nahi..
I – pehle pakadke dikhav (she ran to their room and ahaan followed her) dekho ahaan.. apni ye tooth paste wali mucchi dhokar aav.. jaav
A – ji nahi.. ye toothpaste tumhare chehre pe lagane do
I – no.. nahiii
A – by the way you are right.. pehle ye clean kar deta hu (he opened the cupbord to take towel but something fell from it) ye kya hai..
I – (she bit her tongue)
A – ye white saree yaha kya kar rahi hai..
I -vo
A – ishqi.. vo chudail tum ho
I – ha
A – aisa kyu kiya tumne ?
I – pehle meri baat suno.. daato mat.. yaha hum jabse aaye hai tabse sab log bas apne room me bethe rehte the.. ulta hume toh bonfire jaisi cheej karni chahiye.. sab logo ne ek saath time spend karna chahiye.. delhi me bhi hum sab ek saath quality time nahi spend karte the.. toh maine socha ki aisa karke hum sab ek saath vakt bitayenge.. I know maine galat kiya.. I mean main toh humesha kuch na kuch karti hu lekin I swear aaj tak kisika kuch bura nahi hua hai mere jhoot bolne se ya mere pagalpanti se..
A – itna bada explaination dene ki zaroorat nahi hai.. its ok.. tumne jo kiya acche ke liye kiya
I – omg.. itne sweetly baat kar rahe ho.. kahi pyaar toh nahi ho gaya mujhse
A – vaisa hi kuch samjho (he murmured)
I – kuch kaha
A – nahi
I – toh chalo sab log wait kar rahe honge
A – after you (he signed her to move ahead)
I – ok
Next Day
Bhevar Planned A Badminton Match Between Girls And Boys
K – so girls match ke liye ready
I – we are ready… are you ready ?
K – dekhna hum kaise tum logo ko haraate hai
I – ek chudail se darr gaye aaye bade hume harwane..
K – yaar bhabhii chudail ko mat laav
I – sorry
A – kartik yaha aa
K – ha bhai
A – tujhe kuch batana hai
K – ha boliye
A – I love ishqi
K – kyaa
A – I love ishqi.. simple sa sentence hai ye
K – apko pyaar ho gaya bhabhi se
A – hmm.. kab gussa karte karte pyaar kar betha pata hi nahi chala.. uska pagalpan accha lagne laga hai mujhe.. infact vahi hai jo mujhe uske liye aur pagal kar raha hai..
K – toh kab bata rahe ho
A – abhi jaau
K – abhi
A – ha.. aata hu
K – bhai.. bhai (he tried to stop him but ahaan being ahaan.. he didn’t stop and went to ishqi)
A – ishqi
I – ha bolo
A – tumhe kuch batana hai
I – jaldi bolo.. abhi match shuru hogi
A – I love you
I – ek min.. I think mere kaan me kuch gaya hai.. mujhe kuch alag hi sunayi diya
A – kya sunayi diya tumhe
I – I love you
A – toh maine vahi kaha
I – what?! Tum prank kar rahe ho
A – (he cupped her face) ishqi I am serious.. I love you.. I really do.. I know tumhe ye thoda weird lage ki koi aise propose kar raha hai.. and even I know that you don’t feel anything for me.. jo kuch hai mere side se hai lekin main kuch chupake nahi rakhna chahta so I just tell it to you.. see.. I wont force you.. tumhe jitna time lena hai lelo.. but yaad rakho.. I really love you..
Precap – ishqi’s reply