My Crazy Wife 2 🤪

Black Coffee 😑

A – ishqi jo khaana hai vo jaldi khaav kyuki meri meeting hai badme
I – toh jaav tum.. main farhad ke saath enjoy karungi
A – tumne mujhe pagal samjha hai kya… I know.. agar maine tumhe farhad ke haath me chod diya na toh tum usse buddhu banake bhaag jaogi
I – nahi bhagungi main
A – sorry lekin I don’t trust you
I – ughhh.. theek hai.. ab mera kuch khaane ka mood nahi hai.. ghar hi chalte hai..
A – thank god.. chal farhad
F – ji bhaiya
A – (just then his phone rang so he moved to another side)
I – ab dekho khud hi time laga raha hai ye banda.. kya hai bole isse
F – bhabhi aap kyu bhaiya ke baare me aisi baatein karti hai.. vo bahut acche hai
I – pehli baat toh.. agar mujhe firse bhabhi kaha toh main tumhara vo haal karungi ki tum khudko bhi pehchaan na paao.. dusri baat tumhare bhaiya tumhe acche hi lagenge lekin mujhe pata hai kaisa hai vo.. ekdum sadu.. akdu.. khadus..
F – sorry bhabhi lekin veer sir ka order hai ki apko bhabhi kahe
I – veer uncle kyuuuuu.. tum na jaake mere liye thande paani ki bottle leke aao.. thanda pani pine se mujhme thodi energy aa jayegi
F – ji.. lata hu (he left)
After sometimes when ahaan came back he didn’t find ishqi there.. he checked in the car but she was not in the car.. just then farhad came there
A – farhad ishqi kaha hai
F – yahi toh thi abhi
A – tujhse kaha tha maine ki uske saath reh.. mujhe laga hi tha ye ladki kuch na kuch toh karegi
F – vo.. unhe paani chahiye tha toh..
A – hamesha ki tarh iss baar bhi vo tujhe buddhu banake bhaag gayi.. ab kaha dhundu isse.. (his phone again rang.. he declined the call but it was ringing again and again so he answered it) hello.. kya hai.. kyu baar baar call kar rahe ho
Someone – lagta hai tujhe apni biwi pyaari nahi hai
A – kaun ?
Someone – tera dost
A – himmat hai toh naam bata
Someone – lion
A – ishqi ko haath bhi lagaya toh dekhna
Someone – mujhe usse koi dushmani nahi hai.. mujhe bas tu chahiye
A – address bata aa raha hu
Someone – msg kardiya hai (call ended)
A – farhad ishqi ko kisine kidnap kiya hai.. main iss address pe ja raha hu.. tu mere peeche peeche aana..
F – ji bhaiya
A – (he sat in the car and drove towards that address.. soon he reached that place.. he entered inside and saw a man was sitting on chair) aa gaya hu main
The person stood up and turned to him.. as the person was wearing mask he couldn’t see his face
A – ishqi kaha hai
Someone – bahut jaldi hai tujhe teri biwi se milne ke liye
A – (he couldn’t control his anger anymore so he just kicked him in stomach and then started punching him.. he removed his mask) ved
Ved – ha main
A – tu kabhi sudhrega nahi na
Ved – tujhse badla jo lena tha..
A – pehle ishqi ko mere saamne la fir badla pura karte hai
Ved – theek hai teri wish complete kar deta hu.. (he went somewhere and then bring ishqi in front of him.. he was placing a gun on her head)
I – yaar sarr pe gun mat rakh.. hairstyle kharab kar raha hai tu meri
Ved – chup.. jabse aayi hai tabse chapad-chapad kare ja rahi hai.. ahaan tu kaise sambhalta hai isse
A – ishqi tum chup rahogi ye asli wali gun hai.. holi wali nahi
I – ek baar goli chalane doge mujhe
Ved – tu chup kar varna saari goliya tujhe hi maar dunga
I – vaise iss chimpanzee se tumhari kya dushmani hai ?
A – ishqi for god sake chup raho
I – ok (she kept her index finger on her mouth like an obedient student)
A – tu usse chod.. aur aa.. badla pura karte hai..
Ved – theek hai..
Then their fighting started and our ishqi was enjoying it
I – ohh.. iss chimpanzee ko fighting bhi aati hai.. wow.. meri wishlist ki ek wish poori ho gayi… mujhe fighting dekhni thi real life me.. yayyy.. ek wish poori ho gayi..
Between the fight ved took a rod and hitted ahaan with it so he fell on the ground
I – oh teri ! ab toh mujhe hi chimpanzee aur khudko bachana padega (he held ved’s collar) abey kutte.. kamine.. tujhe kya laga ki tune mujhe kidnap karliya iska matlab ye hai ki mujhe self-defence nahi aata.. karate champion hu main.. ab dekh main kya karti hu (I think there is no need to tell how ishqi beat him.. ahaan was not unconscious so he witnessed this)
A – tumhe agar self-defence aata hai toh tumne pehle hi kyu nahi maara isse..
I – main dekhna chahti thi ki tum mujhe bachane aate ho ya nahi..
A – really
I – aur tum itne weak ho ki behosh ho gaye
A – main behosh nahi hua tha lekin jab ye rod sarr pe lagta hai tab kaise lagta hai tumhe nahi pata
I – whatever.. by the way ab iska kya karna hai.. lagat hai ye behosh ho gaya hai
A – leave him.. ye mujhe kuch nahi kar payega.. akela hai… kya ukhad lega mera.. mera college friend tha lekin kisi wajah se hum dono me ladayi ho gayi.. ussi ka badla nikalna chahta hai.. iske paas toh khudka ghar bhi nahi hai aaya bada mujhe maarne
I – tabhi main sochu ki tumhara rival bina kisi aadmi ke akela hi mujhe kidnap karke yaha le aaya
A – ab ghar chalte hai
I – ha
Just then farhad entered
F – bhaiya everything ok
A – ha..
F – bhabhi aap theek hai
I – mujhe kya hua hai.. main ekdam theek
A – farhad iss ved ko humare paas rakh le.. phir main batata hu iska kya karna hai
F – ji bhaiya
A – chalo ishqi
I – ha
Soon they reached to mm
At outside
A – ishqi listen.. aaj jo kuch bhi hua vo ghar me..
I – (cut him between) vahi toh.. ghar me ye baat batane ke liye main bahut excited hu.. main batake aati hu sabko (she went inside)
A – ye ladki na aaj mujhe marwayegi.. isko rokna padega (he also went inside)
All family members were in living room so as soon as ishqi entered she told them what all happened that too in excitedly
Sa – beta tu theek hai na
I – maa mujhe kya hona hai.. kuch nahi hua mujhe..
D – sacchi me.. kitni bahadur hai ye.. kidnap hui thi lekin fir bhi dari huyi nahi hai
I – darre mere dushman dadi.. waise mujhe bahut bhook lagi hai.. maa khaana ready ho gaya kya
A – kaisi ladki ho yaar tum.. insaan ho ya haiwan.. abhi kitna kuch khaya aur ab firse bhook lagi hai tumhe
Sa – ahaan kisike khaane ke baare me aisa nahi bolte..
A – vaise I request you plz papa ko aaj jo hua vo mat batana.. vo mujhpe chillayenge.. ishqi plz
I – ha nahi bataungi unhe
A – hope so
At Night
Ishqi was getting bored and as always ahaan was busy in his laptop doing work with a mug of black coffee in his hand
I – ahaan
A – hmm
I – main bore ho rahi hu
A – then what can I do
I – tum mujhe entertain karo na
A – main kya joker hu
I – wow khud accept kar rahe ho
A – chup raho.. mujhe kaam karne do
I – vaise tum kya pi rahe ho
A – black coffee
I – sahi hai.. kadwe log kadwa hi piyenge
A – accha… tumhe pilau..
I – eww.. nooo.. I am not going to drink this
A – ab toh pina hi padega
I – nahiii (she ran out of the room and ahaan followed her.. she was running here and there.. she was in kitchen and was trying to hide behind savitri) maa mujhe apke khadus bete se bachaiye
A – nahi bach paogi tum.. maa aap side hatiye
I – maa ye jabardasti mujhe kaali coffee pine ko keh raha hai.. (she somehow ran from there and then she hide behind kartik) kartik bachaav
A – kartik usse pakad
K – kyu bhai
A – main keh raha hu na
K – ok (he catched her) lo pakad liya
I – kartiikkk.. kyuuu
A – (he moved to her and tried to make her drink the coffee.. kartik was holding her hands but she released her hands and threw the mug)
I - yayyyy.. coffee gir gayi..
A – tumhe kya laga coffee khatam ho gayi.. farhad black coffee leke aa (within a minute he brought another mug of black coffee) kartik iss baar tightly pakad ke rakh.. main kadwa hu na
I – sorry na
A – (he made her drink the coffee)
I – yuckkkk.. kitni kadwi hai ye
A – isse hi energy milti hai
I – poore mu ka taste kharab kar diya.. pagal
A – mujhe kaise jabardasti panipuri khane ko kaha vaise hi maine tumhe black coffee pine ko kaha
I – I hate you
A – same here
I – (she pouted and then left)
A – (he chuckled)
Sa – ahaan
A – ji maa
Sa – kya ho gaya hai tujhe
A – matlab
Sa – tu pehle kabhi aise smile nahi karta tha.. ishqi ke vajah se hasane laga hai tu
A – aisa kuch nahi hai maa
Sa – sab samajh rahi hu
K – ohoo bhai.. bhabhi ko aaye huye sirf 1 din hua hai aur abhi se apme itna badalav
A – what do you mean ?
K – kuch nahi.. pata chal jayega apko
A – tum log bhi na (he left)
K – (he kept his one hand on savitri’s shoulder) so badi maa.. what do you think ?
Sa – ishqi ke vajah se iss ghar me phirse khushiya aa gayi hai.. ahaan bhi badal raha hai..
K – I know.. ab ishqi aur ahaan se ye dono ishqaan bahut jaldi banenge
Sa – ishqaan
K – badi maa.. ishqi + ahaan = ishqaan
Sa – ohh.. couple name..
K – yeah
With Ishqaan
When he came inside the room.. he found ishqi sleeping.. unknowing he started adoring her..
A – (in mind – vaise dikhne me itni buri bhi nahi hai.. cute lagti hai lekin jab tak chup hai tab tak.. but ek baat toh hai.. she is not weird.. its just that she takes everything in a positive way.. I liked it.. infact I am impressed.. aaj maine pehli baar panipuri aur vadapav jaisi cheezein taste ki.. vo bhi iske vajah se.. but taste accha tha.. pata nahi ye ladki aur kya kya karwayegi mujhse..)(he adored her for sometime and then slept)
Precap – I Love You