Why are you here like this? Cuz ur mom sat on you when you were a baby cuz she's so dumb, and caused malformities in ur face- you know what, I'm gonna stop myself right there. I feel so weird writing these. I'm gonna get hated on by some people for sure... can't wait! 😜👍
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Humorthis is a story full, of ur mom jokes. use these any time you'd like, but please don't disrespect ur mom! Update:《the picture: "Swiggity Swoog All Might Coming For Ya Food" i think it's pretty funny, but the non-mha fans will know jack shit, so ig...