rob: what?!
joe: *walks to ledge*
rob: dude- what- joe- WHAT THE HELL, NO! JOE!
joe: *jumps off of roof*
the other tallies: *chaotic shouting*
andrew: I'm an LGBT ally and this is a safe space! *pulls out nunchucks*
andrew: *starts swinging them around everywhere*
the tallies, except for joe: *all standing by the front door looking disappointed at joe*
joe: you know what? if you guys wanna don't fuckin' take me seriously, I'm out.
joe: *walks out front door* *slips*
zubin: I hate you. how does that make you feel?
ross, in tears but probably not taking the whole thing seriously: *laughs but then coughs* uhm- *nervous laugh*
rob: *opens door* hey mailman, what do you got?
ryan: just this letter! *holds up an A-shaped paper*
rob: aaaa! *points to ryan while smiling*
ryan: aaaa! *points to rob while smiling*
rob: *grabs letter*
sally, but voiceover edition: *sad music plays* rob, I don't love you anymore.
rob: *a look of confusion/sadness*
rob: who's in our bathroom?
joe: I hired a drunk guy to compliment us.
rob: oh.
ross, but drunk: aRe YoU a MoDeL?
rob: *tucks hair behind ear* yes-
zubin: *filming empty mall* oh my god, this mall is so dead. like, I can't- *gasps*
zubin: *pans camera to dead body on the floor* oh my god- *points to dead body* *laughs* oh my-
andrew: my mom said that if I don't get my grades up she's not gonna let me get my tetanus shot next year.
ross: that's weird, what are you gonna do?
andrew: fuckin' study, I guess.
rob: *walking out of a garage while having a hat on* it's summer! I've got my hat on backwards and it's time to fuckin' party.
rob: *slams head against garage door*
joe: when you realize that you have school this monday.
joe: N000OOOO0000- *glitches*
the tallies: *all fighting*
ross: *tries to separate them all from fighting*
joe: *throws a pack of bottles over ross's head*
ross: *falls on the floor*
zubin, but voiceover edition: "I wanna be a yo-yo man!" I cried. "make me a yo-yo man!"
zubin: but the yo-yo man did not answer.
rob (the yo-yo man): *doing yo-yo tricks*
zubin: he just kept yo'ing.
rob: dude, I fuckin' love your grandpa, dude!
andrew: he's not that great, trust m-
andrew's grandpa: back in my day, cars had titties.
rob: *pure look of amazement*
andrew: *disbelief* don't believe-
joe: on my way to steal your bitch.
joe: *plays ocarina(?)*
ross, filming himself in his bathroom: hi, welcome to chilli's! *smashes a glass on the floor*
any tally hall fan & their friend or someone that doesn't enjoy tally hall: *both dancing to a tally hall song*
someone who doesn't enjoy tally hall: *tries to change the song*
any tally hall fan: *pulls out a gun while still dancing & points it at them*
someone who doesn't enjoy tally hall: *stops but still dances* *is scared*
zubin: there is only one thing worse than a rapist...*uncovers a piece of paper on a board that has the word "RAPIST" on it and it now says "CHILD RAPIST"* boom.
joe: a child.
zubin: no.
some random person idfk: why don't you tell us a name and a fact about yourself?
joe: *sighs and stands up* my name is joe, and I hate everyone in here, especially rob he's-
zubin: I was driving somewhere and my navigation told me to go straight, I'm like "you're homophobic or something I'm going gay!" and then I got into a car crash.
andrew: *does a water bottle flip on a chair and it lands perfectly*
rob: *does a water bottle flip but the bottle is glass* *the bottle breaks*
andrew & rob: *both dabs* (I'm so sorry)
ross: *is screaming and running while a vacuum is chasing him* *throws a pillow at the vaccum*
the vacuum: *still chases ross but it then crashes into something and falls over*
~fin~
hiii. happy pride month, once again! despite my break, I'll still be publishing this book because it literally takes no effort to do. I'm not kidding. anyways, summer has started but I hate summer since it's gonna be hot all the time now >:( besides the break you get when you're out of school, it is shit. uh, I'm gonna go now & not ramble like I do every time I write an A/N. have a good day/night! byeee. xo
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tally hall, but they're vines
Randomhave you ever seen a vine and thought, "wow! that really seems like [TALLY HALL MEMBER]!" well, no more wishing and imagining it was them since this book now exists!!! ...
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