Liechtenstein: Switzerland, are you in love with Austria?
Switzerland: *sweats* No...
Liechtenstein: Then why are you writing S + A in hearts everywhere?
Switzerland: It stands for suffering and agony
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Portugal, holding onto the pool's edge: HELP!
Andorra, holding onto Portugal: WE ARE DROWNING!
Spain: C'mon guys! The water's not that deep!
Andorra: NOT ALL OF US ARE SIX FEET TALL!
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Italy: Ok! Time to go! *walks away*
Vatican City: Wait for me, I've got little legs!
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Monaco: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Andorra: "If"
San Marino: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and she might not even die
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France: I dropped Monaco
Germany: France, what the fuck?
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Vatican City: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?
San Marino: For the dogs.
Vatican City: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
San Marino: Because they don't know how.
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Portugal: What are you two arguing about this time?
Spain: She's always using common frases incorrectly!
Andorra: Cry me a table, Spain.
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Monaco: I'm in love with you
Liechtenstein: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, you dork
Monaco: I know
Liechtenstein: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Coolcoolcoolcoolcool-
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Spain: Andorra is okay
Portugal: She's okay?! She said she was going to break my legs! And don't tell me she didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause she gave me the mackerel eyes, she meant it!
Spain: Portugal, Andorra threatenned me. She threatens Monaco every day. She probably threatenned San Marino before breakfast this morning. It's what she does. Grow a pair.
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Italy: You remind me of the ocean
San Marino: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Italy: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people
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Monaco: The floor is lava!
Andorra: *Helps Vatican onto the counter*
Liechtenstein: *Kicks Switzerland off the sofa*
San Marino: *Lays on the floor*
Vatican City: ... Are you okay?
San Marino: No.
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Italy: I'm scared of short people
France: Why?
Italy: Because I'm scared they will bite my knees
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Portugal: Does anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Andorra: Can't relate
Spain: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?-
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Italy: *Crying on the floor while drinking un-diluted orange juice*
Spain: What's wrong with Italy?
France: San Marino bit his knees
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Monaco: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask why I have your shirt on, because this is our shirt now.
Liechtenstein: Okay, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks, I don't want to hear shit.
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Liechtenstein: Yeah, I don't like people.
Switzerland: Oh, well now that's not fair, Liechtenstein. Have you met all of them?
Liechtenstein: I've met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!
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Monaco: If you want my advice-
San Marino: No offence, but you're the last person I'd want relationship advice from. You've tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.
Monaco: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondky, she's also tried to kill me.
Liechtenstein: It's true. It was mutually attempted murder.
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Vatican City: When I first met you, I thought you were weird, and annoying.
San Marino, hopeful: And?
Vatican City: And you are.
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Andorra: A fistfigh CAN be romantic.
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San Marino, holding a "FREE HUGS" sign:
Italy, going in for a hug:
San Marino: That'll be 20 dollars
Italy: The sign says it's fre-
San Marino, flipping the sign:
The sign: Consenting to one "FREE HUG" automaticaly enrolls you into the triple advantage hugging program which has a $15 monthly fee with an additional activation fee of $20 upon initial enrollment and a $50 cancellation fee.
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Liechtenstein: Hey, Austria! Are you busy this Friday, around 8PM?
Austria: I... No, I think I'm not. Why?
Liechtenstein: That's nice
Liechtenstein: *Looks over at Switzerland*
Liechtenstein: What about you?
Switzerland: Nah, I'm all free
Liechtenstein: Nice, I'm actually quite busy at Friday, so what about you two go on date, yeah? Nice.
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Italy: So, how would you like your coffee?
San Marino: As dark as my soul
Italy: Soooo... A white chocolate latte?
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Vatican City: Hey, aren't you France?
France: You a cop?
Vatican City: No
France: Then yes, I am
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Andorra: You are my best friend, I would do anything for you
Monaco: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule
Andorra: Absolutely not.
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France: Heyyy Monaco, how's your... Drink??
Monaco: What do you mean drink? It's coffee.
France, looking at the coffee maker: You sure?
Monaco: *Looks over at the coffee maker*
*Cement sitting beside the coffee maker*
Monaco: ... I'm on my third fucking drink, I should be dead
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'Aight how the fuck is this shit longer than the five last one-shots in my other book?
Also don't you just love it when an author disspears for months without saying a single shit and then returns with a new book like nothing happened?
