You Distract Me - A Jamaican Love Story

Mama d

Heyyy again!!!

Giovanni's POV:

"Yo akeem!!" mi seh and a wait pan him fi ansa

" fuck ya call mi fah badman" he said

" anuh fuck mi a beg yuh enuh chargie" I replied getting irritated

" ya seh" he said while laughing

"nah laugh dawg, mi just did a tell yuh seh yuh fi mi mek yuh oman carry two a har friend dem up ya wid har lata" I said

" a cyah smaddy yuh wah look gio dawg, yuh nuh tiad?" he said while walking inside my room

" anuh ntg bout dat dawg a tru two a mi dawg dem a fwd n dem a seh dem want a b" I said

Mi wonda if dah pussy ya feel like mi short a gyal.

"suh look how much gyal ago deh a di party,mek dem look one a dem" he said while sitting one the bed

Yuh see seh him fuck man, why ya come kotch yuh batty pan the bed weh yuh see mi a lay dung pan?

"yuh love man bredda ease up nuh man!!" I said while pushing him off and hissing my teeth

" Mi nuh wah gi mi friend nuh likkle ediat gyal dawg , half a dem gyal ya weh a come mi fuck already" I said while easing up and lighting the spliff weh deh side a mi bed

" weh yuh seh batta ears fi days" he said with a serious expression on his face while typing fast

Man phone screen must ink out by time him done type tpc

" a wah gwaan?" I asked cause him a stare inna him phone and a type

" a sumn w di mandem" I asked while also getting serious

" fuck do dah gyal ya man!!" he said and mi kiss mi teeth and siddung back n start smoke back mi weed

" mi a guh pick up dah girl ya n fwd back gio suh mah dig off ya now " he said while walking towards the door

" ah, do yuh ting, ohhhh and memba fi ask har" I said as him a guh tru di door

"yea man" he said and the last ting mi hear a di door a close.

We have a party a keep lata and all mi do from mawning a lay dung,kmt. Mah fi guh go up a di venue and see how far dem reach wid di setup and everything.

Mi cyah bbc bada enuh man, mnk wah mi guh tek up mi self bout mi a keep party boh. A tru mk keem a fuckry enuh cause rn a him woulda affi a do alla dis. Kmt

Mi out the spliff and and get up seh mi ago mi ago bathe and dip, den mi decide seh mi ago clean before mi do all a dat.

By time mi reach inna di kitchen mi forget wah mi come fah and guh back upstairs fi clean di room den memba seh mi hungry and a food mi just did a guh fah.

KMT, reach inna inna di room and tun back fi guh back inna the kitchen again.

While mi a eat mi call the house helper fi come clean the house, everyweh except mi room cs mi ago clean it mi self.

When mi done eat now mi guh clean mi room and wull a shower, by time mi done bathe,lotion and put on mi clothes di helper done reach and start already suh mi guh dung stairs weh she deh.

" Mama dee!!!" I shouted to frighten her

" jesus christ ya guh kill mi off in ya" she said and mi start laugh

" yuh alright?" I asked concerned because she told me she couldn't make it here the other day because she was sick and at the hospital

" yea man mi alright a neva ntg too serious" she said not so convincingly