My name is Y/N. I'm your avrage highschooler... but the thing is... I'm very VERY beautiful.
You may be thinking "that's great! I wish I was beautiful I look like of a stained whiteboard was a person"
Well your wrong. Not about the white board part though
You see, because of my immense beauty, everyone is constantly swooning over me! I can't get a moment of peace without someone walking up to be and saying they love me, but that's where my best freind Gab comes in!
You see, my freind gab is very ugly! So whenever he's around me, his unibrow scares everyone away! Hes also fat
So, It's an avrage Monday, and I'm chilling in French not doing work because my teacher hasn't beat it into me yet. When my freind gab turns around to me, I of course immediately jump back due to his ugliness.
"Hey Y/N!" He says brightly, unlike his face.
"Uhh hey..?" You say akwardly flinching back
"Whatcha doin?" He asks me
"Nothing actually" you say completely truthful
"Well oh boy do I have a story!" He says joyfully, I did not feel that way when I looked at his face
"Hmm.. well big news, I don't care" you say dully
"But y/n!!!"
"NO"
"It's about a cult~~~." He says, his ugly voice pierced my ear drums, "I'm interested.." I say, leaning forward to hear him better now.
"Ok! So get this!" He says- "there's this one cult around here- they call themselves, the 'TIMMY' cult.."
"Well that's a stupid name." I scoffed
"No but wait!!" He exclaimed "they worship.. get this!" He jazz hands "a f*cking stick!!"
"What..?" I say shocked
"Where are they? Who are they?" I say very interested now
"I hear it's run by... that 4'7 kid from biology!" He says exited
"Oh." I say
"it's annoying" I say referring to the child as "it" due to its annoyingness
"You gotta see her in action though! It's freaky!" He says so close to my face that I think I'll pass out from his breath
"Fine!" I say pushing his ugly face back- mentally noting to wash my hands with acid as soon as I get home
I get up walking away. "Y/n! GET back here this instant!" My teacher yelled, I ignored her because she's never hit a kid before, therefore she is not a threat.
I walk out the door, my beautifulness gets everyone staring at me, a few kids pass out.
"UGH!" I screamed annoyed as I leave the school, ignoring the teachers yelling at me « its 2nd period you b*tch get back to class!?!?" they're just so obsessed with me I cant believe it!
I leave the school and lean up against one of the outer walls, pulling out my phone, immediately being greeted by the gay furry porn I was watching the previous night. "Stupid school.." I muttered as I scrolled through more porn, I came across some cult porn, where they worshipped a stick. Wait..
...
Is that..?
"It?"
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- The cult leader and the highschooler -
HumorYour name is y/n and your in your fist year of highschool - your under immense pressure Because of how beautiful you are. Everyone won't stop admiring you and your life is very very hard. One day you hear about an extreme cult going around your scho...
