Marvel: It Takes A Monster - Male Reader Insert

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You: Wait, was there any doubt?

Elsa: I've had some...unpleasant encounters with some impostors

You stopped when she said that, and a relieved sigh left your lips shortly after

You: Oh thank god

This comment made her turn to you with a raised brow

You: I thought I had finally lost it. Started seeing dead people out of nowhere

She wouldn't admit it, but it was a relief for her as well. It's never a good sign when you see a dead loved err...family member

Elsa: Speaking of, where in the Devil's arse were you, huh? You left me to do all the bloody work! LITERALLY bloody!

She crossed her arms to give you her signature scowl

You: Oh, don't EVEN. Just look at me!

The woman eyed you from head to toe. Blood stained a good chunk of your outfit and bruises were pretty much all over you

Elsa: You look like shit

You: Exactly. Jack and I were facing what's pretty much evil incarnate and w--

Elsa: Wait, Jack? And where's the lapdog at?

You stopped mid-rant at her question and looked around. There was nothing but grass and a couple of rocks around you. But more than that, the two of you seemed to be the only ones here

You: ...fuck

Needless to say, she was not amused

Elsa: Don't tell me you lost him

You: This asshole broke his arm and I sent him to rest while I dealt with it, but as soon as I killed the fucker, this huge hand dragged me here

Elsa: Huh...so we were summoned here

It didn't take her long to spot her own weapon lying in the grass, and next to it was the bag the counselors used to put her clothes in

A smile crept into her face at the sight of it

Elsa: Finally. I can get rid of this absurd fit of theirs. My thighs are killing me

You turned to see her reach for the bag, what you weren't expecting, however, was that she began to undress right in front of you so casually

You could feel the warmth in your face just as the heart changed its beat drastically

You: WOAH!!! What do you think you're doing?!

Elsa: What does it look like? I'm getting my damn clothes back!

Now normally, someone getting undressed in front of you wouldn't be an issue, especially since you knew damn well that she was hot

But right now? You had some other priorities. Namely, figuring out where the hell were you

Elsa: I'm not staying in that hormone trap they call a uniform any longer

You were gonna open your mouth to argue but then looked at the uniform. Was it even the right size?

You: ... fair

She covered her bust with one hand while aiming her rifle at you with the other

Elsa: Now look away before I fucking shoot your brains out

You: Alright alright! A warning would've been nice...

Elsa: That is your warning

You raised your hands in surrender and promptly turned around, groaning as you did so