During your life you went through stressful day after stressful day with your job and your bastard of a boss. during one night a meteor crashed near Y/N's House and when he checked the crashsite a being from another world paired with the boy and af...
Lyle: it's all starting to make sense now life is worth living because we only get one. We must cherish it if creatures far beyond this living world are going through such lengths over my life then its certainly worth living! Killing myself is no longer the answer plus I'm still rich I can just buy all the thing I no longer crave death!
The audience cheer for lyle as the I.M.P continued to fight the cherubs. One of keenies arrows hits one of the audience members killing them and then got grabbed by venom who slammed her to the ground and then grabbed her by the head.
Keenie: Mmmmmmmph!
Venom: Eyes.....lungs.....pancreas.....so manysnacks so little time.
Keenie: MMMMMMMMMMMPPPHHH!
Venom opens his jaw wide and bites off keenie's head before devouring the rest of her remains.
With Y/N he stood infront of collin who was shaking as he aimed his sights at Y/N. Y/N remained calm he made no sudden movements as to not startle the distraught boy.
Y/N: Collin put the weapon down you don't want to do this you know that and I know that.
Collin: I-i know I don't b-but it's my job!
Y/N: I can see the pain in your eyes make the right choice collin leave those pricks behind come with me you don't have to face the insults and abuse all you need to do is drop the weapon.
Collin: B-b-but your boss wouldn't accept me........would he?
Y/N: As a freind you have my word that he'll welcome you with open arms come on collin........drop the crossbow.
Collin: I.....i......I..........I CAN'T!
Collin dropped the weapon and broke down Y/N hugged him patted him on the back.
Collin: (sobbing) T-too much..........the things they said.........I don't deserve it what did I do wrong!?
Y/N: There there pal let it all out I'm here for ya.
For a few minutes Y/N did he best to calm collin until he eventually stopped crying and stood up and picked up his weapon.
Y/N: Feeling better?
Collin: Yeah i-i needed to let that out thanks........boss.
Y/N: don't mention now how about we find your freinds so you can give him a piece of your mind?
Collin: Yeah........that would be great.
The two ran to help blitzo who was fighting Cletus. He and Cletus pointed thier weapons at eachother but when blitzo pulled the trigger but finds out that his guns is empty. He stares down with Cletus then threw his flintlock at him hitting his face.
Cletus: Oh you fucker!
Cletus fires an arrow which hits a rope that held the scaffolding which collapses. Millie moxxie and blitzo fall but venom jumps up and catches the three the scaffolding crashes to the floor bending a plank that had a piano standing on it sending it flying. Evreyone watches the piano fly towards lyle who screams like a bitch and stumbles out of his bed. But the piano shifts to where his new spot was and lands on lyle crushing him to death. Blitzo and the crew grinned as cletus gritted his teeth.
Cletus: You.......YOU THIS ISN'T OVER YOU HERE ME THIS-
A arrow comes flying from the shadows hitting cletus piercing his heart evreyone turns to where the arrow came from and saw that it was collin who fired the shot while Y/N stood by his side. Cletus gave collin one last scowl before falling limp to the floor lifeless.
Y/N: Autta boy collin Autta boy.
Collin: You have no idea how great that felt boss.
A black light came from collin and his appearance changed from his angelic appearance to a more demonic look.
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Collin: W-what the?! What's happened to me?!
Blitzo: Well seeing that you just offed your pal my guess is that you've gotten the boot and been kicked out of heaven.
Collin: I have?!
Y/N: Yep and you know what? I say that new look suits you.
Collin smiles and the team walk through the portal and return to I.M.P.
Blitzo: Welp the old man wanted to live again and we didn't kill him so we failed. Thanks to those fucking cherubs he's probably up in heaven right now so its a shame. All our client wanted was eternal revenge on his business partner and the two are forever separated and now we gotta face the fire of fucking up.
Moxxie: Sir....when are you going to tell the client?
Blitzo: Oh I already sent him a text and we're in good hands because texts don't make people angry.
Blitzo then receives a text from loopty which reads "U fail U die" and moments later a wall behind moxxie gets bulldozed by a metal staircase but this time moxxie scrambles to safety.
Loopty: BLIIIITZOOOOOO!
Blitzo: Loooofaaaaaa we can explain evreything I was-
Another metal staircase crashes through the wall crushing moxxie and to evreyones suprise it was lyle lipton who was now a mechanical demon.
Evreyone: LYLE LIPTON!?
Millie: I don't understand I thought you went to heaven?
Lyle: Heaven?! You don't make millions in technological advances in robotics by NOT experimenting on the poor!
Loopty: Oh you no good heartless son of a bitch! (Looks at blitzo) thank you for reuniting with my best freind!
Lyle: the only question now is what do two old genius robotic inventors do now that we're in hell?
Then Wally Wackford smashes through the roof twirling his moustache.
Wally: Did someone say inventors?! Names wally Wackford and I'm looking for creative people to exploit..........I mean employ!
Blitzo: Evreyone stop FUCKING UP MY WALL! Moxxie's gonna have to fix all this shit!
Moxxie could be seen on the floor trapped by the staircase foaming by the mouth.
Blitzo: Okay chill out moxxie! If you kiss my ass any harder you'll go right inside me! Satan's balls first we deal with heavens table scraps now this?
Wally: I guess you can say you have a "holey" operation here blitzo bahahahahaha!
Blitzo: Get out.
Collin: So I guess this is my life now........wait I haven't even got a place to stay.
Y/N: Don't sweat it your bunking with me you can take the sofa.
Collin: Really you'd do that for me?
Eddie: It's what freinds do.
Y/N: What Eddie said I'm gonna take you in and teach how to become the best killing machine on this side of hell!
Carnage: And trust us we're good you've got alot to learn runt.
