(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

C.H.E.R.U.B

Y/N: Devil me? I don't know what your talking about I'm as human as they come.

Collin: N-no your not.

Keenie: Be quiet collin we already know that! Damn your stupid.

Y/N: Hey Collin quick question do these two fuckwads treat you like this all the time?

Cletus: Don't you dare tell him anything you piece of-

Carnage: He's talking to him not you.

Carnage sprouts from Y/N back and confronts the two carnage gives them a low guttural growl which shuts them up.

Collin: W-w-well.......yeah.

Y/N: Then why do you stick around these guys if they treat you like shit?

Collin: I-its what god wants of me it's my duty in heaven to-

Y/N: So even after all the work you do your boss in heaven let's you be insulted and mistreated?

Collin: U-u-uhhhhhhhh-

Y/N: Hey I understand how you feel before I died and went to hell I had a shitty job aswell boss and coworkers treated me like a packmule extra unpaid hours all that work just for someone else to take all the credit.

Collin: Just like........they do with me.

Y/N: Exactly and now look at me working for blitzo in hell made a ton of freind even got a loving girlfriend so why don't you do yourself a favour and ditch theses clowns and join us at I.M.P? You may think it's a bad idea but trust me when i say this.......its the best choice I've ever made both in hell and on earth.

Collin: I...........i-i-

The light falls down and crushes the viking lady the audience screams in horror and Y/N rushes over to help his team and it didn't take long for the cherubs to confront the team although collin backed away conflicted by what Y/N said.

Cletus: That's it I've had it! You monsters have messed with us enough!

Collin: W-We were just trying to do our job.

Millie: Well so are we!

Cletus: ENOUGH!

The cherubs summon golden crossbows and aim them at the imps and Eddie transforms into venom but Y/N told carnage not to take over.

Cletus: We are saving this shitty old man's life whether he wants it or not!

Blitzo: Well someone wants that fucker dead okay?! And he paid in advanced and I spent it all on this-

Blitzo points to a cap which had a horse with jewels and sunglasses.

Blitzo: So he's gotta go!

Venom: FOR FUCK SAKE LET'S JUST KILL THEM ALREADY!

Keenie: you are all such disgusting loathsome beasts! Your kind is nothing but what shitty dead people tread on! And now your trying to meddle in the lives of humans?!

Y/N: Hey use your eyes I'm human too your Mary little lamb wannabe jackass!

Millie: Your messing with human lives too! So why don't you shut your judgemental Cotton candy tit-having bitch!?

Keenie: FILTHY DEMON CRAP!

Oprah music begins to play and millie and keenie go into a catfight Cletus shoots arrows towards moxxie and venom but venom tanks the shots letting moxxie run a catwalk and swings from a rope. He aims his pistol at keenie who was being bitch slapped by millie moxxie fires at a rope which releases a bag that separates millie and keenie. Moxxie catches millie and the two face eachother and start to make out. An arrow struck a member of the audience killing him while lyle began to stand up and head to the stage.