(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

C.H.E.R.U.B

Cletus: l-lets go check out someplace else!

The cherubs rush lyle away from the massacre and the crew fistbump eachother. The scene changes to inside the mall and the cherubs push lyle through the wall while he was still in his bed.

Lyle: Oh where are we now? let me perish.

Keenie: We're here to show you another thing life is worth living for.....childhood wonderment.

Keenie shows lyle a crowd of kids cheering with a person who was dressed up as santa clause.

Lyle: Why look at those sweet diseased ridden vermin. Thier joy comes from innocence unspoiled by the burden of adulthood.......and thier middle class existence. Such simple joy they have its inspiring. Thank you for showing me this.

Blitzo: (off screen) Hey dipshit!

Evreyone turns to blitzo who was next to santa with the rest of team who were dressed up in elf costumes.

Blitzo: Wanna see who's lap your sitting on?

Blitzo rips off the robes and santa is revealed as a creepy old man who was wearing a "cuties" t-shirt. The children scream and run away making lyle cry the cherubs get him away and carnage comes from behind and bites the creepy man's head off.

Now the cherubs took lyle to a place called "lovers lookout".

Lyle: Urgh this place reeks of teenagers!

Cletus: Lovers lookout sir! We're here to remind you about possibly life's greatest joy of all!

Lyle: Money!

Y/N: YES SWEET CAPITALISM!

Collin: No! Love!

Lyle: I've never been in love before I imagine its quite nice.

Collin: It's not too late sir you can still find-

Blitzo and the others arrive and were wearing wigs.

Blitzo: Ha nice try ugly! (Pulls out megaphone) Hey horny lovers which one of you would fuck this old man!?

All of the cars immediately speed off leaving lyle who felt heartbroken.

Collin: (faces blitzo) you know you five are so utterly c-c-cruel! we're just trying to give hope to someone in need!

Moxxie: Oh and you three are superior to us just because we want some selfish greedy authoritarian capitalist to keel over DEAD!

Eddie: Okay moxxie your making things too real now.

Blitzo: Yeah what Eddie said cut it out.

Blitzo sprays moxxie with a bottle of piss making him hiss.

The scene changes to a auditorium where a women could be seen singing in a viking outfit while sitting on a fake unicorn and the cherubs and lyle watch from the crowd.

Cletus: Behold the wonder of art and music! Something always here to comfort......entertain......and to live for!

Above the stage blitzo and the others peeked down thinking of how they could ruin lyle's day even more.

Millie: So......how do we make this bad?

Moxxie: we can't there's literally nothing bad about opera that's facts.

Blitzo: Unless we ruin it somehow.

The light focused on the lady suddenly moves the lady tries to get back into the spotlight while Y/N approached lyle and the cherubs.

Lyle: She's not that good is she?

Y/N: I know right? So much about being professional.

Collin: You what are you doing here devil!?