Lyle: Oh lord I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now!
Venom: So much for easy money huh carnage?
Carnage: SHUT IT!
Blitzo: Who the fuck are they!?
Moxxie: Oh no sir those are-
Cletus: Cherubs Mr lyle!
Lyle: I hate filthy stinking orphan children!
Collin: We're here to convince to not kill yourself sir. To grant you a blessing on behalf of those in heaven benefited by your amazing technological advances.
Blitzo: OH HELL NO!
Blitzo smashes the glass window and marches in.
Blitzo: Don't forget-
Blitzo misjudges the height of the window and falls and face plants onto the floor while evreyone else uses the door.
Moxxie: Lyle lipton-
Y/N:
Evreyone looks at Y/N stunned by his sudden outburst which shattered what was left of lyle's self esteem. The cherubs shared looks of shock horror and disgust and Y/N looked back to his freinds while brushing his shoulders.
Y/N:.............what?
Blitzo: Fucking hell Y/N that was just.......savage.
Carnage: I don't see the problem he's trying to help and get the old geezer to kill himself.
Cletus: How could you say something so horrible to another fellow human being?! His life has value as does the life of evreyone else on this planet!
Millie: But I mean what do you expect to do with all this money now you're old and gross?
Keenie: Is that a serious question? He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world and do so much good with it and be so fulfilled!
Keenie flies away and throws lyle's cash around the room.
Lyle: Nooooo!
Collin: he could pay for new hospitals and schools.
Lyle: Why won't you let me die?
Eddie: Yeah just let the guy be at peace.
Cletus: We won't its our job.
Y/N: Yeah and you assholes are getting in the way of ours!
Blitzo appears next to lyle.
Blitzo: Oh sounds like you need help offing yourself there buddy! Moxxie what do we got for this fella?
Moxxie tosses a vast array of weapons to lyle and blitzo.
Moxxie: I have some assault weapons crossbow hunting bow tommy gun old fashioned shotgun revolver in three colours chainsaw katana-
Collin: He's classier then that!
Collin snatches a rifle from lyle who was going to use it to blow his brains out.
Collin: There are still plenty of reasons to live Mr lyle!
Millie: yeah right! Smells like he hasn't been out of bed in months.
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(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)
FanficDuring your life you went through stressful day after stressful day with your job and your bastard of a boss. during one night a meteor crashed near Y/N's House and when he checked the crashsite a being from another world paired with the boy and af...
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