During your life you went through stressful day after stressful day with your job and your bastard of a boss. during one night a meteor crashed near Y/N's House and when he checked the crashsite a being from another world paired with the boy and af...
Blitzo: Oh thank god I'm not ready to be a granpa yet anyway so Y/N about your freind over there.
Y/N: Eddie? Yeah I told him to come to you for a job but do you know he-
Blitzo: Has one of those things stuck up his ass? Yep the moment I saw it I shook his hand the more murderous aliens the better!
Y/N: Just keep venom away from carnage the two really hate eachother.
Carnage: Hate is an understatement.
Moxxie: (strained) Evreything is going dark!
Y/N: Anyway what's going on in here and who's this guy? (points to loopty)
Blitzo: This is loopty our newest client he wants us to off some old geezer who he used to work with.
Blitzo shows Y/N the picture of an fat old man with his name "lyle lipton" scribbled under the picture.
Y/N: Seems simple enough hell guy looks like he could drop dead at any moment.
Loopty: Splendid! if all is agreed then get out there and put that fool ten feet under!
Moxxie: L-loosing........oxygen.
Eddie: Y/N a little help over here.
Y/N: Shit hang on moxxie!
Le timeskip
The scene changes to the inside of a tourbus driving past a large mansion with blitzo and the gang sitting in the bus while wearing wigs.
Moxxie: (sarcastically) Geezs I wonder who's house this is?
Tour guide: and to your right is the house of the famous inventor lyle lipton!
Crowd: Ohhhhhhh.
Y/N: Huh well that's convenient.
Venom: Geez compensating much?
Blitzo: Alright gang let's do this.
The gang takes out thier weapons and rush towards one of the mansions windows while evreyone in the tour bus just watched and took pictures.
Tour guide: And here you'll find five tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder! Things like this happy to famous people all the time!
The gang peer through the window to see lyle in his bed caressing a picture of Dollar bills.
Moxxie: Wow......that machine really did a number on him.
Eddie: How's that guy still alive?
Blitzo: Oh he won't be for long if we got anything to say about it.
Lyle: Goodbye.....my one true love.
Lyle kisses the photo and started to make a noose with his IV tube.
Lyle: All the riches in the world can't fill the emptiness I'm feeling now that my shitty body can do anything of value.
Blitzo: Oh fantastic he's gonna do our job for us!
Carnage: Easy money.
The crew watches as lyle gets ready to end it all while eating some popcorn but suddenly a bright light pushes the imps back while Eddie and Y/N hold thier ground. Once lyle could open his eyes he saw a trio of cherubs floating down with grace in a ray of light.
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