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[NSFW] Inanimate Insanity One-Shots

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Because no matter where I look, I can't find an oneshot of my otp making love with my own headcanons or that is at least still around. so fine, I'll do it myself. [SLOW UPDATES] [I'm not great at writing smut, so, sorry.] [Still have to figure out t...

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before getting to it!!!

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In this book, you will find (in terms of ships):

- Microphone x Knife
- Pickle x Microphone x Knife
- BaseBall x Suitcase and Nickelcase (as far as I know, they're just not popular due to hcs and their current state, PLEASE TELL ME IF IT'S NOT OKAY TO GENERALLY SHIP THEM FOR AN REASON LIKE THE VA'S BEING UNCOMFORTABLE AND THAT, because I will ONLY write them on AU's where they worked they're relationship or haven't messed everything up). I will only write them on situations where they made up/worked their stuff out, because shotout to reconciliation and comfort, you can skip those chapters if you like, but I can assure you that they are pretty soft and just as all of these one-shots, it's healthy stuff.
- Unpopular headcanons
- Rarepairs/crackships.
- Crossover ships (Two x MePhone4, for example)
Before you say anything about the Microphone x Knife thing, Justin doesn't care anymore!:

And in terms of content, I will write:
- Degradation kink
- Praise kink
- Orgasm denial
- Dacryphilia
- Daddy/Mommy kink
- and much more stuff!

On what I WON'T write:
- Scat
- Vomit kink
- Anything piss related
- Non-con
- Somnophilia
- Anything I'm not comfortable writing about (such as ships or certain dynamics)

Will I do requests? Sure! But I won't assure that I will make all of them.

[Comment here if you want to leave a request!]