ʜɪꜱ ɢɪʀʟ, ᴍ.ꜱᴛᴜʀɴɪᴏʟᴏ

𝟬𝟯𝟬, 𝗶 𝘄𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗳𝘁 𝗮𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁.

my lover boy🫣

my lover boy🫣:
juliettt
jj
love
my love
hello
where are you
good morning
no not good morning
good night

my lover girl😇:
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I JUST WOKE UP
oh also
i wanted to say sorry about dinner with my parents last night
and also
i despise you
because
i am in a delicate state
i'm hungover
AND YOU LEFT ME ALL ALONE.
and what breaks my heart
is that
you snuck out.

my lover boy🫣:
because
if i told you i was leaving
you and your clingy self wouldn't let me
and you'd get mad at me for waking you up

my lover girl😇:
oh shut up
even tho it's true
you're clingier than me

my lover boy🫣:
and you think i'm ashamed of that?
anyways
can you be ready by like 8:30??

my lover girl😇:
uhm
why
PLUS YOU THINJ AN HOUR IS ENOUGH TIME FOR ME TO GET READY??

my lover boy🫣:
because i'm murdering you
no stupid
i'm taking you out

my lover girl😇:
ouch
u just called me stupid
in my very delicate state too
WOWWWWWWWWWWWW
that's not very boyfriend of you matt😢

my lover boy🫣:
BOYF
WHAT
WHAT
WHYA
WHTA
JULIET
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
HEY
ANSWER
NOW
RIFHT NOW
EXCUSE ME MA'AM THIS WILL NOT HAPOENT THIS WAY.
JULIETTTTTTTTTTRTRTTRRTRT
JULIET I SWEAR.
COME BACK HERE RIGHT THIS SECOND.

my lover girl😇:
hi boyfriend

my lover boy🫣:
STOP IT

my lover girl😇:
ok

my lover boy🫣:
wait no keep going

my lover girl😇:
sorry sir
u lost the nickname

my lover boy🫣:
die‼️

my lover girl😇:
if matt sturniolo tells me to die, i die😇

my lover boy🫣:
baby love i think i've been a little too kind
u deserve a little meanness from me (joking i'll never say that again)

my lover girl😇:
DO U KNOW THAT U JUST QUOTED A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG

my lover boy🫣:
....no
WAIT DID I REALLY
NO WAY

my lover girl😇:
IVE PLAYED BEJEWELED IN FRONT OF YOU BEFORE YOU LIAR.

my lover boy🫣:
I DIDNT PAY ATTENTION
IM SO SMART
anyways be ready in 50 minutes

my lover girl😇:
wait how do i dress
like do i wear my purple sparkly dress orrrr

my lover boy🫣:
if you want to kill me then yes