How to be a Filipino l.h

butt up, stop laziness

rule no. 6

lazy is a word, a noun and an adjective not a career. this, my wise words bow.

tiktilaok tiktilaok tiktilaok

"luke wake up"

no answer

"luke fucking hemmings! wake the hell up!" i kinda shouted, shaking him.

"no" he mumbled, his face still on the pillow.

god, if he isn't handsome, i would probably drown him in hot water.

"i'm gonna call liz if you won't get up"

"you would not"

"yes i would" i said then he suddenly got up.

"what time is it?" he asked with his raspy, husky voice. grr... this is a dream, shit.

"4:10 am"

"what?! what are we even gonna do this early? come on, i don't have enough sleep" he said

"we will eat breakfast first then do some household chores then feed the pets then go at the market then-"

i freaking saw him, asleep again.

i have no choice. sorry honey.

i kicked his butt, hard.

i whispered,

"i don't want to get caught"

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:) for the readers of this book, please comment too. it gives me a lot of motivation.

how's the new cover? haha