(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

Old Freinds new lovers

Y/N: Nope hey venom wanna say hello?

Venom appears from eddie's back and slivers towards Loona.

Venom: Hello there.

Loona: N-no way I thought only Y/N had one those things.

Venom: Nope their are many more of us they just haven't found a host yet.

Y/N: So Eddie thinking about getting a job in hell?

Eddie: I was thinking of being a news reporter but there isn't any jobs available.

Y/N: You know I could speak to my boss blitzo and have you join the team at I.M.P.

Eddie: What are you.......serious?

Loona: Yeah blitz would happily have another killer alien work for him it makes our job easier.

Carnage: (oh fuck off I'm not working with venom no fucking way!)

Venom: We can kill people and get paid for it?! Eddie if you say no to this I will eat one of your kidneys!

Eddie: Alright venom calm down. Y/N Are you sure about this?

Y/N: of course the more the merrier you'll fit in just fine it will be like old times just you and me having a blast.

Eddie: if you really think so then I'll visit this place and see if I can get hired.

Y/N: Autta boy Eddie. Don't worry with me there vouching for you you've got nothing to worry about.

Loona: Trust me when he sees your friend he'll welcome you with open arms.

Y/N: What loona said. Alright you two let's get some booze down our throats.

Eddie: just don't go overboard Y/N.

Y/N: Eddie I promise that I will not get drunk tonight in this fine establishment you have my word.

Y/N: Woooooooo (hic) the booze they serve in hell is some (hic) goooooood shit! Hey someone pour me another drink or there's gonna be carnaaaaaaage!

Eddie: Some promise that was.

Y/N had his head on the counter while loona looked at him in disbelief she could not believe that he had just drunk two whole bottles of vodka that fast.

Loona: Jesus Y/N how much vodka did you just drink? Is he gonna be okay?

Eddie: Yeah but he's gonna be a nightmare to deal with so I wouldn't let him drive his car unless you want him to run people over.

Y/N: I'm not ssssssstupid with me whip i'm a smart driver.

Loona: Hey do you think that carnage would be drunk?

Venom: No we've got immunity to that crap your friend though not so much.

Carnage: Can this night just end? It's been a day.

Y/N: Heyyyyy does anyone wanna hears the time I ripped a TONK in half?! Nooooo? TOUGH SHITE I'M TELLING YA ANYWAY!

Eddie: He's gonna be like this for the rest of the night. Well i'm gonna head off I'll catch you at the I.M.P tomorrow.

Loona: Sure thing I'll be taking Y/N back to his place.

Eddie: Peace.

Venom: See ya.

Eddie and venom left and loona picked up Y/N and carried him to the car and started to drive back to Y/N's place.

Y/N: Heyyy loonie has anyone told you how beautiful you are?

Loona: (blush) H-hey Y/N come on snap out of it that's the alcohol talking.

Y/N: Whaaaaaat it's true. Your so hot and sexy I've alwaysssss had a ting for goth girls.

Loona: (oh my statan he's flirting with me! Come on loona he's drunk don't let your heat get the better of you)

Y/N grinned as he rubbed loona's thigh earning a few cute moans and whimpers.

Loona: H-h-hey Y/N (moan) c-cut that out.

Y/N: You like that don't ya? Hehehe wanna stay at my place tonight? If you doooooo I could do more then just touch ya thigh. What blitzo doesn't know can't hurt us right?

Loona: (ohhhh fuck it I can't pass up my chance his first time is mine!) fine I'll stay round your place tonight.

Y/N: I can't waaaaaait I'm getting turned on already.

Loona quickly drove Y/N home and parked his car in his garage. She got him out of his seat and into his bedroom where Y/N pushed her onto the bed and the two looked at each other with lust seeping from their eyes.

Loona: Fuck me you stud.

Y/N: With pleasure.

The camera pans away from the house leaving the two to fuck like wild animals while carnage just sat back in Y/N's body and enjoyed the show.

Carnage: What a helluva night.