(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

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Venom: I WAS GONNA ASK YOU THE SAME THING SLIMEBAG!

Carnage: BITCH I WAS HERE BITING HEADS OFF BEFORE YOU GOT YOUR HOST KILLED!

Y/N: Carnage didn't you get us both burned to death?

Carnage: YOU ARE NOT HELPING!

Y/N: (Smirks) I know.

Venom: HA EVEN YOUR HOST DOESN'T LIKE YOU!

Carnage: I BET YOU GOT YOURS KILLED TOO BITCH!

Eddie: Yeah venom got trapped and set on fire and we got burned alive.

Y/N: Welcome to the club.

Carnage: SEE YOU AINT NO BETTER I'VE ALREADY GOT MY KILLS DOWN HERE NEAR THE HUNDREDS SO HOLD ONTO THAT L BITCH!

Venom: I COULD EASILY RACK UP MORE KILLS IN A WEEK THEN YOU CAN IN A MONTH!

Carnage: YOU WANNA BET?!

Venom: TRY ME PARASITE!

Carnage: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Y/N: Carnage that's enough! I don't know what beef you've got with this guy but his host is my best friend and I'm not gonna let you fight him and hurt Eddie.

Carnage: But-

Y/N: No buts from now on you two are gonna have to learn to get along is that clear?

Eddie: Same thing with you venom your not gonna hurt Y/N alright?

Venom:..........fine but I'm not gonna be friends with carnage no way in hell.

Carnage: Whatever just keep that oil jizz stain away from me.

The two gave each other a glare before returning back into their hosts.

Eddie: That was........

Y/N: Something. Hey you wanna head to the bar? I'm meeting up with one of my workmates I can drive us there if you like.

Eddie: Sure just try not to drink too much.

Y/N: hey I went through a breakup at the time my drinking was justified.

Eddie: Suuuure.

Y/N: Come on let's find my car we've got some catching up to do.

Timeskip

Y/N's ride parked up on the corner of the bar and he and Eddie jumped out and walked into the joint. During the drive, Y/N told Eddie about his job and whats went down recently. Venom was jealous he couldn't believe that carnage was getting paid to kill while he was doing it for free.

Eddie: So basically you're an assassin who works for these imp creatures right?

Y/N: yep it's good money and the boss is alright. Moxxie can be annoying at times but he means well he's a good guy. Loona and millie are good pals too speaking of which there's loona over there. Heya loona hope I didn't keep you waiting.

Y/N saw loona on a stool and sat next to her and Eddie sat next to Y/N.

Loona: (blush) Hey Y/N don't worry I've just gotten here five minutes ago. Hey who's your pal?

Eddie: Names eddie.

Y/N: He's a good friend of mine came to hell recently he's just like yours truly before I arrived in hell. Bad pay shit boss.......

Loona: let me guess he's also got an alien stuck up his ass?

Y/N: Yep.

Loona: Come on Y/N your bluffing with me right?