freddie's pov:
freddie: so if i'm gonna take her to the hospital, what are you gonna do?
sam: wash this carly goo off my lips then eat some chicken
carly: it's called lipgloss
sam: i call it goo and i want chicken
carly: i have a broken nose because of you and you're thinking about chicken?
sam: you have a broken nose because you kissed me and my boyfriend. but you better watch it, unless you want something else broken too
carly: okay freddie we should probably go
freddie: yep sounds good
freddie: but if you try to kiss me i'm leaving you there alone
carly's pov:
carly: i'll call a taxi
freddie: i'll calm down the butter monster
carly: butter monster?
freddie: what else am i supposed to call someone who broke your nose with butter
carly: her name-
freddie: well she's calm.. enough
carly: freddie, cabs here
***
at the hospital:
carly: so should we go to the front desk
freddie: yeah i'll be right there, i just gotta tie my shoe
nurse: so what brings you here today?
carly: well we think i have a broken nose. so we came here, is it broken?
nurse: let me check
freddie: i think it is broken
carly: no one cares what a guy thinks
nurse: actually, he's right, it's broken. how'd you break it?
carly: uh a dog did my nose
freddie: yep that's what happened alright
nurse: okay.. let's get you checked into a room so we can bandage that
carly: okay freddie let's go
nurse: here's your room and someone will be with you soon
nurse: hey there's some weirdo with a broken nose that thinks we care about her can you go bandage it so she can leave
doctor: yeah yeah i'll go do it but what's so weird
nurse: she lied and said a dog bit her nose. just say what actually happened
doctor: well sometimes it's too embarrassing and you have to lie. especially if you know sam puckett
carly: oh look, there's the doctor
doctor: before i bandage your nose i have a question
carly and freddie: okay..
doctor: you wouldn't happen to know sam puckett would you? because we know you lied
freddie: well we- GOOD LUCK CARLY *runs away*
carly: we do, she broke my nose with the buttersock
doctor: well that explains a lot
carly: FREDDIE YOU CAN COME BACK NOW
freddie: everything's all good that dude knows what happened
carly: yeah
freddie: oh but i'm sure you didn't say why you did it
carly: should i show him
freddie: no no carly no
carly: freddie don't leave
freddie: wrap her nose so we can leave
doctor: i've been wrapping her nose this whole time
freddie: well are you done yet i'd like to leave
doctor: and done, you're free hopefully your nose heals nicely
carly: well-
freddie: i'll call another cab
***
freddie: sam we're back
carly: yeah funny thing, the doctor who fixed my nose knew we knew you
sam: cool, now is this someone i need to buttersock
freddie: you know it's really not
ESTÁ A LER
sam and cat/icarly: #idatesamsroomate
Romanceshortly after sam moved in with cat, cat was in need of someone to date and didn't know if sam was it, but when a certain someone shows up, cat gets in a relationship and sam needs to get revenge so she calls someone in order to make carly jealous ...