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September 5th, 2022
Harlow Hanes

Grownups! Kind of...We have kids

JJ
Lilian please
tell your best
friend that
she has no
reason to be
nervous

YES I DO JJ
I REALLY DO

Silly Lilly
Why exactly are
you nervous?

JJ
Friday. She's nervous
about Friday

Finnegan
What's Friday?

Silly Lilly
Family night! I told
you this days ago

Finnegan
I forgot!

Silly Lilly
Harlow why are
you nervous about
Friday?

Because  Halo &
Atticus are always
talking about how
pretty Ms Black is!

Finnegan
I'm not following...

JJ
You're never following

Finnegan
Is it because I'm
white 🥲

JJ
Absolutely

Finnegan
Wow 😔

Can we focus on
the important thing?
JJ in the event that
the kids' teacher is
actually pretty asf
I need you to not
stand so close.

JJ
Calm down
white girl. I
didn't plan on it

I don't want their
teacher to think
we're together

JJ
Nigga I said ok

Silly Lilly
Are we done here?
I want to get my back
blown out...

Finnegan
I'm gonna blow her
back out! 🙋🏼‍♂️

Yeah... we're done
Thanks for nothing

Silly Lilly
Of course 😋

JJ
Good god have
mercy!!!!

Halo's old schools didn't do family night.
(or open house as we like to call it) so I already knew I was going to be nervous no matter what Miss Black looked like.

But I knew if she was how the kids described her my confidence is going to jump out Lilian's window.

Lilian's window specifically because hers doesn't have shards of glass coming out of it.

Mine does because JJ thought it was a good idea to teach Halo how to play baseball...inside the house. I guess she scored a home run because my window is literally broken. That or she just sucked and the bat hit the window.

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