Moxxie: I'm not *holds up finger quotes* "panicking," because hellquakes don't happen.
[Loona and Y/N roughly grab hold of Moxxie and shake him.]
Loona and Y/N: STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY/FATASS!
[Loona slaps Moxxie in the face, sending him flying against the wall and slightly dazing him. He is then knocked down further by what appears to be a wrecking ball made of black tubes Part of the wall crumbles on top of Moxxie, crushing him. As the dust clears, the wrecking ball untangles into multiple robotic tentacles and super villainesque demon a uses two of them to hoist himself into the room through the hole, covering himself with his cape. Loona growls while on all fours.]
Loopty Goopty: Do not be afraid!
[The man grins and extends his robotic tentacles.]
Y/N: Im kinda afraid....
Blitzo: Please tell me you got that insurance thing.
[Millie takes out her black axe.]
Millie: Who are you, and what do you want?!
[Loopty Goopty extends a tentacle into a loop-de-loop and slides along it to the other side of the room.]
Loopty: I am Loopty Goopty! (singsong voice) Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopiiiiiish!
Y/N: Loopty...Goopty?
Loona: Coulda just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing.
Loopty: I am eccentric and must therefore do eccentric SHIT!
[Loopty Goopty does a wavy dance. Blitzo sniffs him and flinches.]
Blitzo: Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?
Loopty: YEEEEES! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me HEEEERE!
[Loona taps on her phone.]
Loona: Just sayin'... the front door would've gotten you here fine.
Loopty: Shut up, dear furry!
[Loona growls in anger.]
[Loopty Goopty appears in front of Loona and turns to Blitzo.]
Loopy: (singsong voice) This is the Man I'm gonna need you to kiiiill!
Y/N: that quickly huh...
[He holds up an old photo of an old bald man in a bed. Blitzo takes the photo from him.]
Blitzo: Not even a shit's length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge. I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I'm Blitzo, the "O" is silent.
[Loona walks away as Blitzo walks over to Loopty and shakes his hand.]
Loopty: (confused) What "o"?
Blitzo: Aww, thank you. *shakes hips* Now, what's the tea, sis?
Loopty: (even more confused) The TEAAAA?!
[Moxxie's arm appears as he struggles under the weight of the debris.]
Moxxie: (pained) Guys, help!
Blitzo: Yeah, why are we killin' this guy? [elbows Loopty] I mean, what did he do to you?
[Moxxie's arm inches back and he squeals in pain.]
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Helluva boss: Prince of the gods
FanfictionY/n are the son of the ruler of outer gods, Azathoth. You don't know how, but you ended up in the Pride ring. Curiosity consumes you, as you explore the place called IMP city, but you're briefly interrupted by a man in red.
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