unknown
haha nice joke 😂😂😂😂
you can't fool me again
the first poor soul who had to deal with me texting them unknowingly ended up crying
i still feel guilty to this day
i can't believe you can never keep a number 👎
me
I'm not Kaveh.
unknown
and i'm the tooth fairy about to steal your perfecta, dientes blanco 😄🫵
me
I'm flattered you think my teeth are white and perfect. However, that doesn't change the fact I am not Kaveh.
Who's stupid enough to fall for his trick twice?
unknown
HAHAHAHA
Hahahahaa
hahaha...
haha...
ha...
you better be fucking with me rn 🙂
me
I am not.
unknown
oh my god
i am so sorry. i cannot believe this vertically challenged blond fooled me again. i will do whatever you need me to do (within reason) to repay you back for the trouble i have caused you on this troublesome night. i will even hunt down kaveh myself and present him to you so you and i can beat him up together for the trouble he's causes us both. this is completely unfair for this to happen to you.
i hope this apology suffices for the trouble i have caused you 😭
me
How did you fall for his trick not once, but twice?
unknown
i'm gullible 😞
i have trust issues from blonds now bc of him
but i'm being fr i'm actually, truly, sincerely apologetic for the chaos i've created for you tonight
i'll even say sorry in spanish
lo siento ☹️
me
I'll forgive you if you do one thing.
unknown
name it, buckaroo
me
Delete my number.
unknown
hahahaha well...
you see............
i cannot do that, good man/woman!
what if kaveh tries to pull the same trick on me with your number? what if kaveh needs to be beaten up?
you seem to have a hatred towards that un-intellectual blond as well
me
I do have an abhorrence towards Kaveh, but I do not need you to assist me in annoying him.
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Fanfiction"hey take me home!!" "i don't even know you." ❀。• *₊°。 ❀°。 after arriving at a party you didn't want to be at, you accidentally texted the wrong number. no matter how many times he insists on you leaving him alone, you won't. alhaitham x reader fem...
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