[I love him so much he's so precious and must be protected]
He/It/They seems like suitable pronouns
His nicknames would be like Keda/Mono/Chicken/Chickenlegs/furry/grape or some shit
He literally loves chicken legs so much he has an addiction like they are drugs
Doesn't understand his alien show is like fr corn with a p ☠️
The mom friend honestly
Always like has a med kit with him like bro how does he always have it does he like pull it out his asshole
Secretly has a lenny mask😏
Why the fuck does he secretly have a hentAYYY mask
ANYWAYS🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Probably has movie nights with the fucking gay ass frog
Always sleeps bros not lazy hes just depressed sleep deprived
AUTISM DOG
Has an anxiety disorder and shit
Mentally unwell but still kind
Hes probably pansexual
If someone said a colour was better then purple he would slap them then beg for forgiveness -[credits to my friend for this idea]
People be saying the perfect man doesn't exist as if kedamono doesn't exist😡😡
|Will add more if i can think of anything else|
YOU ARE READING
~[Popee the Performer headcanons]~|🤯|
HumorMy friend @SillyDogyDilly helped with this 🥰👍ily besti