"I'll wear this one. Now to wait for Mr. Cupid to show up."
"Nice choice of clothing, I hope you don't mind taking it off later."
Sanji: *JOLTS*
"T-T-TORAO!? WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?"
"My buddies operated the Polar Tang, don't worry. I still have the effects of the alcohol in my syste- Are you okay?"
"What did you say earlier about b-being unclothed?"
"Mmm, that's all you noticed after I said so much? Well, I meant exactly what I said."
"Tissue."
Sanji: *eye starts twitching*
"Pardon?"
"Tissue, gauze, handkerchief! Got any!?"
Sanji: *sweating profusely*
"I left my gauze pads and cotton balls back at my submarine. If you need ones that badly, I can run back to it."
"Even if you ran, there's no time."
Sanji: *skyrockets to the stars*
"HOLD IT IN."
Law: *PANIC*
"I don't think tissues will be able to clean this up."
"I WARNED YOU. Besides, this is your fault for mentioning us taking our clothes off!!"
Sanji: *Nosebleed worsens*
"Don't blame this on me. Blame it on your own sick and twisted thoughts, Sanji-ya. Just what went through your mind when I mentioned a wardrobe change?"
"What DIDN'T go through my mind? I thought we were going to be spreading our cheeks and posing naked for the camera!"
Law: *starts coughing*
"Thanks for those lovely images I'll be scarred for life with."
"Again, WHO'S FAULT IS IT?"
"Oh no no, hold on! I didn't tell you to become a nudist! You're Sanji from the Sunny, NOT ROSE FROM TITANIC."
*Laughing echoes from within Law's pocket*
"What was that?"
"Beats me."
*digs into pocket*
"Your face got pretty red just now. You alright there, Chameleon-Chan?"
"S....Shachi?"
"The name's pronounced "Sanji", actually."
"Be quiet for a moment."
"What's wrong?"
"Before climbing onto your ship, I was on a call with my guys..... A call I forgot to hangup after arriving here."
"ARGHH, CRAP!!! YOU DON'T THINK THEY HEARD US, DO YOU?"
"I would hope not, for the sake of your image and MY sanity."
"We'll be screwed if that were to happen."
"But Sanji-ya..."
"Hmm?"
"The call is still ongoing."
"HANG IT UP THEN. USE YOUR BRAIN, IT'S BIGGER THAN MINE AND EVERYONE ON THE SUNNY COMBINED!"
*hangs up phone*
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Love At First SNAP! | LawSan 💋
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