During your life you went through stressful day after stressful day with your job and your bastard of a boss. during one night a meteor crashed near Y/N's House and when he checked the crashsite a being from another world paired with the boy and af...
Y/N: yeah I guess verosika is working on this floor as well?
Vortex: Yep.
Blitzo: Hiiii big man where's your bitch bag of an employer?
Vortex shows them a room with a door with the letters V and M spray painted on the windows across from the I.M.P office.
Vortex: She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor so they rented one here instead it's cheaper.
Blitzo: OH COME ON!
Vortex: sorry man see you around Y/N.
Y/N:Yeah see you around.
Carnage: I like that man he's chill.
Vortex walks away leaving a fuming blitzo behind.
Blitzo: Oh no you don't bitch.
Moxxie: sir how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what is classified as "pop genre" music so her status to me and recognition alone and in my opinion her music is a bit derivative of-
Blitzo: MOXXIE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Y/N: MOXXIE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Carnage: WILL HE SHUT THE FUCK UP!?
Moxxie: Alrighty then.
Moxxie takes a deep and walks into verosika's office to "negotiate" with her.
Moxxie: Hello miss verosika was it? I work for the I.M.P and itis actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned because-
Coco: awww look at the Little one he's got a widdle bow tie.
Moxxie: please don't condescend me ma'am i-
Josh: Want a kissy little guy?
Moxxie: a kind offer but......I'm married.
Verosika: Hey why don't you send a message from me back to your limp dicked boss?
The group gang up on moxxie and ahem "try to tickle him in naughty places".
Moxxie: Ahhh don't touch that!
Y/N: Hope moxxies got some lube on him.
Carnage: Because they're coming in hot!
Blitzo: moxxie don't let her access any of your holes!
Moxxie runs out of the room covered in kisses with his back against the door.
Moxxie: I.....I......I gotta go lie down now.
Blitzo: Oh this won't stand!
Y/N: Wait let me talk to her I've got this.
Loona: (what?!)
Blitzo: Fine try and talk some sense into that whore you've got a few minutes.
Y/N walked into the meeting room and walked up to verosika.
Verosika: Heya Y/N you finally decided to join me and leave that sad imp?
Y/N: It's about the parking space for my boss-
Carnage: Y/N look behind you.
Y/N gazed behind him and saw two incubi get a bit too close for comfort.
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