(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

Spring broken

Blitzo: Yeah please cut it out Y/N I wanna keep my lunch inhaled.

Verosika: yes anyway meet my new hellhound vortex and unlike you (looks at blitzo) he actually does his job well.

Blitzo: I bet Y/N can do his job ten times better than your guard dog!

Carnage: At this point, he's begging for that hellhound to knock his ass out.

Y/N: Nice to meet ya vortex.

Vortex: Same here man you know this is the first time I've ever seen a human in hell.

Y/N: Well actually I am more than just a human.

Verosika: Ohhhhh are you? Please tell me more.

Y/N: I'd rather not right now I'll tell you later.

Verosika: Noted well I should get going come on tex.

Verosika and vortex walk away and verosika flips the bird at blitzo.

Verosika: Ta-ta fuck stain and Y/N if you ever change your mind and you want to join me and leave this red bitch you know where to find me.

Blitzo: ugh I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that.

Loona kicks the van door open and walks to blitzo.

Loona: You know verosika mayday!?

Blitzo: Okay why are all of you acting like that's such a shock?

Loona: Helooooo it's verosika mayday!

Millie: It's you?

Moxxie: it's just.........is she blind? Suffering from some form of brain damage?

Y/N: How much did you pay to date a girl like that?

Carnage: What type of blackmail did he have on her?

Blitzo: Okay look you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives.

Moxxie: You do that all the time sir!

Millie: Come on you kinda do that.

Y/N: Yeah what they said blitzo you don't even realise how much of a hypocrite you're being right now do you?

Millie: What was sex with her like?

Moxxie: Millie!

Millie: Whaaat? It's a pop star you'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like.

Moxxie:..........touche.

Blitzo: Okay look let's just drop it! Millie find a temporary spot for the truck Loona Y/N moxxie with me let's go handle this shit.

The scene changes to the four walking out of the elevator and loona was pacing back and forth.

Loona: do you think they saw me? Fuck I did my makeup shitty today.

Y/N: You don't need make up Loona your already beautiful.

Loona looked away while blushing and wagging her tail.

Blitzo: Y/N is right you look perfect loonie like always.

Loona: Shut up Da-

Blitzo rushed up to loona with adoration of loona almost called him dad but loona pushes him aside and walks away but bumps into vortex.

Loona: Oof sorry I wasn't looking.

Vortex: no worries people bump into me all the time oh hey Y/N you on this floor too?