Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous and rehab is for sad loser wash-ups..........so your sister says hi.

Blitzo: Why are you parking here? This is the ONLY parking spot my company has so take your tampon racer car somewhere else!

Verosika: Actually prick it has my name on it.

Verosika points down to her name that's been spray-painted over the I.M.P. logo that's been crossed out.

Verosika: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the more infinitely more successful companies in the building.

Loona: No way.

Verosika: And they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break.

Blitzo: A WEEK?! No no you are NOT parking here for a fucking week!

Verosika: awwwww you mad blitz-o? You gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room steal their car and run-

Verosika and blitzo: run three rings to wrath and max my credit card on shitty horse riding lessons?!

Blitzo: Goddamn it whore you will not let that go!

Verosika: choke on a sandpaper cock.

Verosika flips the bird at blitzo and walks away and a pissed off blitzo follows her while loona lowers her head in the van.

Y/N: (sigh) I should stop blitzo before he does anything stupid wait here you three.

Blitzo: HOLD ON YOU BETTER MOVE THAT PUSSY WAGON OR IM GONNA-

Growling was heard behind blitzo and he turns around to see a tall and muscular hellhound standing right behind him.

Growling was heard behind blitzo and he turns around to see a tall and muscular hellhound standing right behind him

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Hellhound: You'll what?

Blitzo: Or I'll urmmm.......uhhhh i-il-

Y/N: Alright boss how about we just calm down for a second before someone gets a boot up the ass.

Y/N walks away from the van and stands next to blitzo and verosika whistles and purrs when she looks at Y/N.

Verosika: Well well first blitzo now a human in hell isn't this day full of surprises?

Blitzo: Oh Y/N thank god that bitch stole our parking space and your gonna help us get it back!

Y/N: Yeaaaah no.

Blitzo: wait..........what?!

Y/N: It's just a parking space it isn't that big of a deal we can just find another one. verosika I'm sorry for any trouble that my boss gives you.

Verosika: Don't sweat it Y/N was it?

Y/N: Yep that's my name beautiful.

Verosika: (blushes) Oh stop it you handsome devil.

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