Please enter the current time.
4:20
Ah, 4:20. Your favorite time of the day. Because you're an immature child.
Or... could you simply not resist giving me the correct time again?
After all, I know how much you enjoy setting the time correctly.
Okay now I'm curious how accurate 4:20 is. Let's use another slider to find out.
He moved the slighter slightly to the less accurate side. He didn't know the time.
You know, can I just say, regardless of the accuracy of the clock, I'm having a great time adjusting these settings.
I feel like I'm learning more about you and how you like things to be set.
It's good to collect data.
Alright then.
I wish we had more sliders! But we've gone through all the sliders I have.
Hm... perhaps I can invent some new sliders to gather new data on you.
Shouldn't be too hard. Yeah, let me whip a couple new ones up.
Should be ready by the next time you boot up the game.
Why are they calling it a game? This isn't a game, is it? Stanley is actually here, getting tormented by an endless amount of resets, right?
Right?
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Stanley is Sorry
FanfictionSPOILERS FOR THE STANLEY PARABLE: ULTRA DELUXE!! !!TW: SUICIDE!! Stanley gets bored one day, but he has no way of telling The Narrator that. So he just goes through a run to get to the Zending room to relax for a while and look at all the pretty col...
