"Dakota": Shopkeeper, please can you help Bumpy?
"Shopkeeper": (*he picks up a toy carrot*) Sorry, I only know how to sell carrots.
[The scene transitions with a comb wipe effect. At the base of the stairs in the living room is Faith, standing on a cushion. She's wearing a chef's outfit and stirring a spoon in a wide china vase. She is also wearing white gloves. The vase wobbles as Faith stirs.]
Dolly: [voiceover] Finally, she asked the baker.
[Cut to the hospital.]
Darrow: Oh, no, Faith. That's my good vase...
[Cut back to the story. Dolly enters the scene carrying Evan, still swaddled.]
"Baker Lady": (*she waves*) Hi, Dolly. Did you want pancakes?
[Cut to the hospital.]
Pearl: (*she giggles*) Faith, (inhale) her name is Dakota!
[The scene cuts back to Faith.]
"Baker Lady": Why don't... Um...
[The camera beeps, and Duncan appears behind Faith.]
Duncan: (*he's whispering to Faith*) Why don't you try the Wise Old Oracle, Dakota?
[The camera beeps again and Duncan is gone. Faith is staring at someone behind the camera.]
"Baker Lady": Why don't you try the Wise Old Oracle, Dolly?
Duncan: (*he whispers off camera*) Dakota!
Faith: (*she looks at the camera confused*) I mean, Dah-ko-ta...?
"Dakota": Oh, yes, of course! Thanks, baker lady!
[Dolly runs off with Evan. Faith puts down the spoon and walks to the camera.]
Faith: Was that all right, Dad?
[The camera beeps, and Faith is back on the cushion. She waves with the wooden spoon, knocking over the vase and breaking it.]
"Baker Lady": Good luck, Dolly!
[Cut to the hospital.)
Pearl: (*she giggles*)
Darrow: Oh, Faith...! (*he puts his head in his hands*)
[Cut back to the story. Faith is staring at the broken vase. Lips leans into the frame after a second.]
Lips: We can edit that out, right?
[The camera beeps and the scene cuts back to Dolly. She's running across the backyard and still carrying Evan.]
"Dakota": Don't worry, Bumpy. The Wise Old Oracle will be able to magic you better.
[Dolly reaches a tent in the middle of the yard. The tent is decorated with star stickers and flags. A salt lamp, crystal ball, and geode have been set in front as "magical artifacts". She enters the tent and gasps. Inside the tent is Celeste, sitting with her legs crossed and wearing a chain headpiece. She's also wearing a bathrobe over one shoulder. She opens her eyes and waves to Dolly. As she does, a psychedelic filter is added.]
[Cut to the hospital.]
Pearl: Hee hee! It's Aunt Celeste!
[Cut back to the story.]
"Dakota": Oh, Wise Old Oracle, Bumpy is sick! (*she sets Evan in front of the Oracle*)
"Oracle": Oh, poor little fella.
"Dakota": It's not fair! Please, can you help him?
"Oracle": I am not a puppy doctor.
"Dakota": Please, can you magic him better?
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Self-Insert Bluey Scripts
FanfictionNothing really important, just having fun with the Bluey scripts. You'll get to see new and old characters come in as well. I do not own Bluey, nor Lips. All I own are my characters All Art is mine
(S:1 Ep: 32) Bumpy and the Wise Old Wolfhound
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