During your life you went through stressful day after stressful day with your job and your bastard of a boss. during one night a meteor crashed near Y/N's House and when he checked the crashsite a being from another world paired with the boy and af...
Stolas: Speak for yourself princess. Now I'm calling the only man who can F*** me!
Octavia:............What?
Stolas: W-who can protect me i-i mean us! Being part of the goetia family is valuable you know.
Octavia pulls her hat down her head and the scene switches to the I.M.P headquarters where blitzo was caught up in his fantasy while Y/N was busy talking to a client on the phone.
Blitzo: Oh blitzo your such a good boss! I know millie I really want you sir! Same here moxxie let's have a three-way! Yeah Y/N let's fuck like no tomorrow!
Y/N: (I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.) Uhhh yeah the boss is here he's just a bit........busy. who's asking to see him anyway?............oh shit your highness uhhhh yeah I'll get him on the line for you just one moment.......hey blitz we've got a client on the phone who wants to talk to you like right now.
Blitzo: Oh for fuck sake fine give it here........WHAT!?
Stolas: Why hello my big dicked blitzy.
Blitzo spat his coffee out when he heard what stolas just said the same with Octavia and even Y/N who spat his energy drink all over the desk.
Blitzo: What-
Octavia: The-
Y/N: Actual-
Blitzo: Fuck-
Octavia: Dad!?
Stolas: Language everyone! Anyway I have a special request.
Blitzo: Aw geez look I just had a chemical peel so you'll have to find someone else to plant that feathered ass.
Carnage: Ayo what?!
Stolas: It's for my daughter.
Blitzo: Ah well make sure she washes it.
Stolas: No no no no no no! I'm taking my daughter to loo loo land and I'm hoping you brave little imps will accompany us!
Blitzo: We're assassins not bodyguards kay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gotta die.
Stolas: I'll pay you.
Blitzo: pay me what?
Stolas: Moneyyyyyyyy.
Blitzo:......DONE!
Blitzo slams the phone down and accidentally breaks it and brings out a megaphone.
Y/N: where the hell did you get that megaphone?
Blitzo: m n' m n get in here we're going to loo loo land!
Y/N: Loo loo..........land?
Carnage: Loo loo land?
Moxxie walks through the office door.
Moxxie: Loo loo land?
Millie suddenly smashes through the office door window.
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