"You look so pretty." I say taking out my phone and taking a picture of her sitting in the chair
"Thankyou my lovey" she said standing up hugging me
"I wanna post it but Ion need nobody coming to me as no woman." I say seriously
"Nobody got me like you do. I talk to nobody but you." She said kissing all over my face
"Okay okay, ima post it" I say laughing, this might be a dumb move but I'm in such a good mood , I don't give a fuck
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I captioned it "Most beautiful Girl I've ever laid eyes on" on my story. Let me turn my phone on dnd , I'm scared as hell.
"Y'all ready to go?" Rich yells irritated
"Nigga we been waiting on yo black ass fuck" Chanel say hitting him upside the head
"I'm ready to hit the beach, I know them Latinas gon be out. Let's go" he said
I tossed him the keys before yelling I'm the house for everybody to come out.
"Comon y'all for Mr.HoeCity leaves us " I say
"Why I gotta be hoe city tho? My feelings hurt" he said fake crying
"Shut yo bitch ass up Mr.baby on the way but still looking for hoes" Mel says getting in
"Damn he on yo ass" Diamond said sitting beside Mel
"Fuck Mel punk ass, he mad I get more motion then him" Rich says
"Bitch it ain't motion if they look like men. You only fuck with ugly bitches except yo bm and ts crazy because that bitch w that hairy ass mole swore she was gon be yo bm. And you let her believe the shit" Mel say shaking his head
"That's my past Mel, fuck" Rich say laughing
"Enough talking, more driving! I got plans now" Crystal says
Mel, rich and diamond looked at her with a stank ass side eye
"Fuck y'all looking at me for?" She yelled
Rich just drove off and we cut the music up loud
About 10 minutes later we arrived to the beach and it was hot as hell.
"Baby why it gotta be this hot though" I ask
"The devil must be sitting his asshole on mexico" she said
"You say the dumbed shit Chanel" Diamond said laughing
"That's real" Chanel said lifting her shades
"Where that slut at" Chanel says
"Who? Crystal? At the little bar with Miracle ex girlfriend. I know Kie and tiff had to been said something because I kept trying to make her talk loud when she was telling me about it" Diamond says
"You so good at what you do. Let me go over there" Chanel says
"I'm coming also" I say
"Shid us too, this a group mission now" Tiff says
We walk to the bar to see Brittany and Crystal on the other side, let me get some shots in me before I flash.
"Okay Evb pick a number between 1 and 10" I say
"Uhmmm 5" Tiff says
"3" Kie says
"8" Diamond says
"6" Chanel said
"The winner is .. Tiff! Let me get my 5 shots " I motioned for the bartender to come here and told her my order
"So that mean diamond gotta take 8, I gotta take 6, Kie innocent ass takes 3 and Tiff takes 5" Chanel says
"Pour up bitches" I say downing my 5 shots
5 minutes later and Diamond was struggling
"D it's only 1 more shot" Tiff say
"I can't do it lord I can't do it" she says sitting in the sand
"My poor friend" Chanel says
"Hi guys, this is Britt" crystal came up to us
"Bitch don't act like we don't know who the fuck she is" Chanel say swaying back and forth
"Why would you fuck with Miracle ex and bring her around literally while we on vacation?" Diamond ask
"Sit to dumb drunk ass down Chanel. Ion owe you or yo li bitch shit." Crystal say rolling her eyes
"Who the fuck you talking to like that and who a bitch?" I say
"You hoes as you can see, fuck out my face you bum" she said laughing, I took my glasses off but before I could swing all I heard was Chanel
"But bitch you know my girl don't fight so wassup" All of a sudden Chanel was on top of that girl punching her in the head
"Beat that bitch ass bae" I yell
That's when Crystal got up and tried to get on top of Chanel but even off that licka Chanel was a strong fucker
"You letting yo bitch get beat up Britt?" I say laughing
"Ain't my hoe, her pussy trash anyway so let me go" Britt said laughing and walking off
I started seeing blood so I pulled Chanel away from her and held her by her waist
"And bitch get yo fake ass shit out that mfn house before I throw ts in the pool. Apparently yo wide back line backer built mammy ain't teach you no fucking morals, you be fucking with the wrong people" She said kicking the girl one last time before rich carried her off the beach and I followed
"Damn ain know my best friend had dem hoes like that" Tiff said
"Y'all we can't leave her in a foreign country by herself all beat up" Kie said
"Look , I'll stay here with her while y'all go to the crib. Rich will come back and pick us up. Hopefully everybody cooled off by that time" Mel says running back
We all get in the car and just look at each other busting out laughing. Fuck, I wonder how the rest of this trip gon play out.
Finally crystal got that ass beat. More drama otw though
