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davisvictoria: my interview with my neighbor jimmy aired last night, but you can watch it now on youtube and admire the very basic outfit i use to water my plants 🌸💞🎀🌷

「𝗏𝗂𝖾𝗐 𝟣𝟥.𝟫𝟣𝟩 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌

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"My guest tonight is a big-time Hollywood star and a hell of a next-door neighbor too. Joining us from over the fence, Victoria Davis!" Kimmel introduced her and then the camera moved towards bushes with white flowers. "Hey, Victoria!" the man called.

"Oh, hey!" the woman let out a chuckle as she appeared from behind the plants bringing a hose with her.

"Are you gardening?" Jimmy inquired. "It's that your gardening uniform then?" he teased seeing the actress' flamboyant pink dress.

"Yeah, I was just about to water my plants." Vic shrugged casually.

"I think my daughter is wearing that same outfit."

"No, I asked her if I could borrow it."

The interviewer laughed at his guest's quick comeback and then moved the conversation to another topic. "What's going on in that house over there? I always wonder what's happening. Is anything fun happening over there?"

"Not currently, but the dogs discovered where their food is kept last night and decided to have a party. There's still dog food all over the house, so that's something I guess."

"Oh, the little angels! We have some of those here, only ours are bipeds." he joked. "Well, I wanna point out we are socially distancing." the man gestured to the distance between them, each in their own yards. "We're at least twelve feet apart."

"Yeah."

"I don't wanna put you on a spot, but of all the neighbors you've had—"

Vic interrupted Jimmy already understanding where he was going with his talk. "You're the best one."

"Oh really?"

"Yeah. I'm actually thinking if I've ever had bad neighbors... Well, the ones on the other side suck." she pointed behind her with her thumb. Damn, how Victoria hated those neighbors who wanted her bamboo garden gone! Oh, and not to mention the drama with her grandfather's truck...

"Ugh, it's hard to wear this." the woman complained about her crazy pink dress while trying to move her arms.

"Heh, it's one of those things that seem fun at the beginning and now you're having regrets."

"It smells like feet." she revealed. "I think it came from, like, a bizarre old runway somewhere, I don't know."

"Did you have it in your closet?" Kimmel asked.

"Yeah." Vic confessed with a laugh, she really did need to clean her closet.

The interviewer laughed and proceeded to conclude their talk. "Victoria Davis, my neighbor." he pointed at her who smiled sheepishly at the camera. "Thank you, Victoria!"

"Thank you."

"We'll be right back." Jimmy then said right before the video ended.

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most of this interview is a copy of dakota's actual interview with kimmel so all credits to them, also this chapter is a filler so pls bare with me...