Private Message between Booger and Piglet
Booger
Are you alive?
Piglet
Ys I ALIIIIVE
So sht up nd b qiuetBooger
You're hungover?
Of course you are.
I'll come to your hotel and knock on the door.
REALLY LOUDPiglet
Do dat nd ill knock ur head ofBooger
That's a violent threat.
I might have to hire Pedro and John as bodyguardsPiglet
As ifBooger
??
What??Piglet
NuthinBooger
My God, your spelling is atrociousPiglet
Well I'k sorry yhdy didn&t teach sleep nangiver tezting in schoolBooger
Did they teach you anything?Piglet
Yeah, I leargt hiw yo say guck you on GermanBooger
They actually taught you that?Piglet
No I found it oyt myselrBooger
Maybe you should rest a bit longerPiglet
That's whay I tokd ylu I waa gonns do zt the bebinnihg of thus conversatiom, you nincomloopBooger
Love you, sisPiglet
loce you 2 Booget
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Falling For You | Pedro Pascal
FanfictionIn which he falls for his best friend's little sister OR Two people who have known each other for over a decade have a drunk one night stand DISCLAIMER!!! I obviously don't own anything except for the story and my characters