During your life you went through stressful day after stressful day with your job and your bastard of a boss. during one night a meteor crashed near Y/N's House and when he checked the crashsite a being from another world paired with the boy and af...
Blitzo: Awww stop it I get enough of that from my therapist.
Blitzo quickly makes a portal to the human world and loona walks away.
Blitzo: Now let's go lick some ass!
Millie: the expression is kick some ass Blitzo.
Blitzo: (clicks finger) Mines better.
Moxxie: Awww fuck.
Y/N: Ah shit here we go again.
Carnage: Let'scause some carnage!
The team walk through the portal and found themselves next to a red house near a lake as the sun began to set. The four lean on the side of the house and blitzo pears up and looks through the window to search for the target. He spots Martha and her family on the table looking wholesome as they wait for dinner.
Blitzo: Alright that's got to be her Y/N you wanna take this one?
Y/N: Meh sure why not stand aside Blitzo I'll make this quick.
Y/N takes Blitzo's gun and readies his shot while moxxie looks horrified his face falls as Y/N loads up the gun.
Moxxie: I-its just a happy mother who just got out of hospital.
Y/N: Well I'm getting paid so mother or not this bitch is getting a lead injection.
Moxxie: Wait are we actually killing a family?!
Blitzo: No don't be a puss we're just killing a mother.........we're ruining a family.
Y/N: Got you in my sights......... open wiiiiiiiide.
Moxxie: B-but.....h-hold on let's just think about this!
Blitzo: Moxxie don't you fucking dare!
Moxxie lifts the gun as Y/N takes his shot the bullets misses Martha and hits a mirror in the house putting the whole family on alert.
Martha: What was that ralphie?!
Ralphie: I don't know Martha but whoever it is they're gonna be tomorrow's dinner!
The family all get up smiling wickedly with razor-sharp teeth and each carrying a weapon.
Ralphie: looks like we got some rabbits to catch youg'uns!
Y/N Blitzo moxxie and Millie quickly ducked out of sight with Y/N and blitzo fuming with rage.
Blitzo: What the fuck was that moxxie!?
Y/N:I had a clear shot you fucking pansy!
Moxxie was having a small panic attack croaking like a sick frog then falling to the floor.
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Moxxie: I'm sorry they just seemed so wholesome and happy........I panicked!
Carnage: Panicked?! Little bastard wasn't even the one taking the shot!
