The murder family

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Millie:Exactly! Humans are full of secret nasties it's why so many of them end up here.

Moxxie: But-

Millie: Guilty and innocent aren't our business mox (kisses moxxie) killing who we're paid to is our business now choose a target.

Moxxie: I just think it's a bit excessive and we could be more selective is all.

Moxxie takes aim at the picture when blitzo barges into the room with Ms Mayberry and Y/N behind him.

Blitzo:Guys I want you to meet-

A startled moxxie accidentally shoots and the arrow ricochets across the room. The arrow hits the computer then goes through the picture loona was holding then hits the tank holding the eel which started to wobble then the arrow went straight towards Ms mayberry but Y/N catches the speeding arrow before it hits her.

Blitzo: our newest client! Nice catch by the way.

Y/N: Thanks.

The eel tank then falls down spilling water everywhere. The eel bursts out electricity which then sets the room on fire giving carnage a panic attack and Y/N traumatic flashbacks to his death of being burnt alive.

 The eel bursts out electricity which then sets the room on fire giving carnage a panic attack and Y/N traumatic flashbacks to his death of being burnt alive

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Carnage: OH SHIT FIRE! FIRE BAD FIRE REALLY BAD!

Y/N: (Flashback intensifies)

Blitzo: Dammit moxxie I just bought those eels!

Timeskip

Firefighters had just finished extinguishing the fire in the headquarters and headed back to their truck with the eels in hand. Ms Mayberry drove off in a taxi cab while loona gave Y/N a gentle slap waking him from his traumatic flashbacks.

Blitzo: Byeeee and don't worry we'll get that skank in less then twenty-four hours or your first kill is freeeee!

Moxxie:When did we start implementing that deal?

Blitzo: When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!

Loona: Hey Y/N are you good?

Y/N: Y-yeah I am now s-sorry for spacing out......hehe didn't know you were so worried for little old me.

Loona: (blush) H-hey come on your my friend of course I was worried for you.

Blitzo: Now someone please tell me that the fancy book is still intact.

Loona: You mean our only ticket to the other side? (Pulls out the book) yeah got it.

Blitzo: and that's why you're my favourite loonie. You get a tweat now.

Blitzo holds up a dog treat to loona who is disgusted by blitzo's actions. Blitzo throws the treat into the air and uses his tongue like a frog and catches it mid-air and eats the treat.

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