(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

The murder family

Mrs Mayberry: No I didn't that whore somehow survived and now they all call her a hero!

The camera zooms up to a hospital bed with a camera crew next to an injured blonde woman with her husband and children by her side.

Reporter: How does it feel to survive such a crazy bitch?

Martha: I just hope that sick women finally found peace.

Reporter: you are so brave. Here's two million dollars!

Martha: Ohhhh thank you!

Mrs Mayberry: Between the talk shows and donation bullshit she made so much cash.....getting shot was the best thing to ever happen to her!

The camera changes to a scene of Martha with many news reporters standing around her.

Reporters: You're a hero!

Next was a woman who was jogging with Martha.

Women: You're a hero girl!

The next scene was of Martha's son in a grocery store with a cashier lady.

Boy: my mama's a hero!

Cashier: She is a hero!

Next was a scene of Martha and Ralphie banging in the bedroom.

Ralphie: (grunta) Your a hero!

Then Martha could be seen standing next to an old priest in a church with his arms folded into a prayer.

Priest: You're a heroooooo!

Then to add salt to the wound for poor Mayberry the next scene saw Martha with Mayberry's old class with the title "how to deal with trauma 101" written on the chalkboard.

Class: You're a hero!

The last scene shows Martha getting screwed by another man.

Man: You're a hero!

Ms Mayberry: SHE IS NOT A HEROOOO!

Mayberry slams her hands down on the desk while glaring at blitzo while Y/N slowly backed off.

Carnage: Jesus christ how many men does that women fuck? She fucks men like a dog in heat.

Y/N: Hey come on now Ms Mayberry let's calm down I'm sure we can kill her there's no need to lose your shit.

Blitzo: Y-yeah Y/N my thoughts exactly.

Blitzo presses a button underneath his desk labelled "deranged client" which was next to other buttons such as "horny client" "Client giving birth" and "stolas"

With the others moxxie had a crossbow in his hands aiming at a picture of a family. Moxxie couldn't stop shaking as he pointed towards the man's crotch.

Millie: Moxxie stop shaking your gonna shoot our only hellhound.

Loona layed on the couch holding up the picture while using her other hand to scroll on her phone.

Loona: Wow I feel sooooo loved here.

Millie: Just take a deep breath and let it out.

Moxxie: But.....it's a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?

Millie: Well if that's what the client wants.

Moxxie: Maybe like a shitty dad or a mob family that's understandable. But to eradicate an entire innocent seemingly in this instance upper-middle-class family bloodline?

Loona: Hey you don't know they're innocent! This kid probably sets dogs on fire and maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online and the dad.....the dad definitely watches.