CA: Alright does everyone have a card
Everyone else: yep
CA: The game is simple. Ask questions about the state you have on your forehead and we tell you yes or no and then you guess. Also, no cheating is allowed, Florida!
FL: What? I haven't even done anything yet
CA: Ok let's get started
This is a list of which state has which state on their forehead card
TX: Alaska
CA: Texas
IA: Nebraska
NY: New Mexico
DE: Delaware
NV: New York
FL: Maine
AK: Hawaii
TX: I'll go first. Okay, am I a large state?
Everyone else: Yes
TX: Do I have a lot of oil?
Everyone else: Yes
TX: That's easy, I'm Texas
AK: That's cute
TX: *looks at card* *frowns*
CA: Okay I'll go next. Am I in the South
Everyone else: Yes
CA: Am I a popular destination to move to at the moment?
Everyone else: Yea
CA: I know, I think I'm Austin
TX: Austin's not a state!
CA: He is my heart. *starts to tear up*
DE: Alright, moving on from this sentimental moment. How about we let Iowa go next.
FL: Nice little D
DE: Ugh
IA: Okay then. Am I a Midwest state?
Everyone else: Yes
IA: Do I grow corn?
Everyone else: Yeah
IA: Does everyone forget about me?
Everyone else: Yes
IA: Ugh, this doesn't really narrow it down
CA: Uh, keep going
IA: Do I play college football?
Everyone else: Yes
IA: Um, am I any good at it?
Everyone else: No
IA: Um, hmmmm, this is tricky..
CA: Uh, how about we move on and you can keep thinking
DE: Am I in the northeast?
Everyone else: Yes
DE: Am I just the suburbs of larger states' big cities?
Everyone else: Yes
DE: Am I a bit of a corporate tax haven?
Everyone else: Yeah
DE: I got it, I'm Connecticut
NY: No
DE: What?! I have to be. I'm a corporate tax haven- *looks at card* oh.
CA: Ok, Nevada how about you go next
NV: Am I an asshole?
Everyone else: Yes
NV: Am I California?
CA: Rude!
NY: *laughs* Ok, I will go next-
FL: Nope it's my turn.
NY: *gives Florida the middle finger*
FL: Was I a former French colony?
LA: Oui
Everyone else: Yes
FL: Do I fish?
Everyone else: Yes
FL: That's it, I'm not gonna draw it out any longer Louie since we are bffs. It's Louie
LA: No, sha
FL: *betrayed* what? :( Who else could it be?
CA: Hey Iowa, at least you're not the only forgotten state
IA: Asshole
CA: I know.
NY: Okay my turn. Am I warm?
Everyone else: Yes
NY: Am I in the southwest?
Everyone else: Yes
NY: Am I a desert?
Everyone else: Yes
NY: Am I Arizona?
CA: No
NY: *looks at card* What the fuck? You gave me a Mexican card. I thought these were US states
CA: New Mexico is part of America
TX: Yeah, Central America
CA: Ugh, whatever I'm done playing this game. *starts to stand up* *looks at Alaska* Oh sorry Alaska, we totally forgot about your turn. How long have you been here?
AK: The whole time
CA: Oh.
YOU ARE READING
Ben Brainard/WTTT Headcannons
General FictionIt has Ben Brainard Headcannons Edit: This has come off the hinges a bit so it's a bit weird Edit 2: Completely ignore the introduction the book is officially me post whatever the fuck I want
